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Date Posted: 20:22:38 08/15/06 Tue
Author: chamberlain
Subject: this might be a good time...
In reply to: Waldo 's message, "Man, I'm with ya there...." on 20:02:43 08/15/06 Tue

to say thanks to the very limited few who had the kindness in their hearts to sleep with me. someone should make one of those budweiser commercials thanking those who go unappreciated. i can see the opening: "here's to you 'this man is ridiculoulsy pitiful so i'm going to sleep with him anyway' girl."

speaking of which, i'm thinking of a new law that should be enacted. maybe it shouldn't be a law, but i think it should be the new gold standard in our dealings with others. think of it as the new golden rule. judging from your agreement here, waldo, you might like this one.

i am thinking that every hot girl should be required to sleep with at least one gnarly looking guy. the more hideous he is, the more kindly the act. it might sound silly, but consider this. consider, if you will, the incredibly large and profound impact this will have on the less gifted of our society. if these hot, attractive females would do such an act of charity, they would recognize the influence and power they have. forget about making someone's day and putting a smile on his face. these girls would be making a person's entire life. take me for example. when i'm 70 i might still be living in a rundown trailer, alone like the browned bag of lettuce in the produce aisle, and miserable haunted by the little demons of high school years past that continue to make me shake, no matter how destitute and desperate my days become, how drawn out and worthless they may become, i will always have that one night--that night where _______ (fill in the blank) made all my dreams come true. that one memory would keep me warm into the coldness of my old age. i could tell my grandkids the stories (it'll be yet another story of hope...kind of like santa...for them because i'm sure they'll be cursed by my genetics) as bed time stories or at holiday get togethers. do you see where i'm going? can you imagine the impact such an action would have? what do you think?

i've been hammering out this idea in my head for awhile now. i thought this most recent topic would be a timely time to unveil it. maybe i could run for office and make it part of my platform. do you think?

take care of yourselves,

chamberlain

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I'd get a lot of gold stars -- bfny, 10:11:52 08/18/06 Fri
- or maybe... -- chamberlain, 11:26:24 08/18/06 Fri
  - you ever see the movie, Swingers? -- bfny, 07:35:12 08/21/06 Mon