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Date Posted: 15:20:15 11/15/06 Wed
Author: chamberlain
Subject: Re: your ass is grass!
In reply to: bfny 's message, "your ass is grass!" on 08:13:01 11/15/06 Wed

what's funny is that your stories involving your new, borrowed brother-in-law would be just as eventful as they are with the real one. it likely wouldn't carry such a tragic sense to it, which would even make it enjoyable this time around.

granted, any story you'd have would play second fiddle to my narratives involving the bumping of uglies and the knocking of boots in the backdrop of a women's bathroom. it'd probably lead to the romancer boy scout badge i've been holding out for, for all these years. i'd be killing two birds with one stone...wait...my boys are still in place. make that two rocks...two big rocks! the point is i'd recognize the fulfilling (no pun intended) of two dreams: the lovely nurse and that damn badge.

speaking of nurse, i didn't share my kidney stone ordeal with you guys. there was a nurse for you. that story will have to wait until i return from grocery shopping. i'm so domesticated. don't worry nurse, i can turn the wild on and off!

take care of yourselves,

chamberlain

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