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Date Posted: 15:21:46 03/22/02 Fri
Author: It's the truth
Author Host/IP: 132.185.240.12
Subject: inside.....
In reply to: mB 's message, "Stephen mun! STEPHEN!!! Ponty is a mystic, blessed with powers handed down from the Omec Indians over 400years ago. His high priest Gynfor Ap Fruitbaseddrinkforthelady is in direct contact with everything." on 15:10:37 03/22/02 Fri

Ponty once built a 4 mile tower out of surf boards, mouse beards, stolen handbags and battenberg cakes. He used it as a way to get closer to his god who lived on the shoe rail of a massive wardrobe. Sadly, somebody told him that he needed to comb his hair into a three way parting when he went to see his god. This caused great anger at the twice weekly gathering of the Brett Davey Appreciation Society.

Ponty loves animals of all kinds, as long as they are inside brown windowless envelopes stuffed with cress. He is acutely aware of the lack of food in his pantry, and the lack of pants in his lardy. He once had a fight with Benezeer Bhuto who whooped his ass with a clever use of a chapati and a piece of tart lemon.

He once rode bareback, naked on a turtle all the way to France, only to find that he'd left his passport in his shoe at home.

We all love Ponty for his great cakes and mischievous playfulness. We also love him because he milks his beer cow three times a week and brings us all crates and crates of beer milk.

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