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Date Posted: 02:35:45 12/29/06 Fri
Author: Godbensatan (The Good, The Bad and the Totally Not Gay(me))
Subject: Uninteresting Tales of Interest

Well, work was awesome tonight for one reason: I totally figured out how to jam the freezer's door handle so you can't open it from the inside. So, almost immediately I locked Brrrraaaandon(I'll explain who this is to Wally later.)in.

He stood banging on the door in his -20C coffin while I laughed and kept on not working. Then I heard Gary(my boss who is a homofag, literally) call me from the otherside of the freezer. It was about time for Brandon's review, so he had to ask me about his performance. So, I started telling him of Brandon's mediocrity and how it was satisfactory blah blah. Then all of a sudden one of the freezer doors customers use to get their fattening frozen foods(these also can be a means of entering and exiting the backstock part of the freezer if you're desperate) that we were standing in front of banged really loud and we looked over and all these boxes of some icecream fell into the glass door, then Brandon's fat face emerged and pushed up against the glass. Finally it was pushed open and Brandon along with about 50 boxes of ice cream fell face first on the ground in between me and Gary.

There's a long pause and Gary just kind of backed away slowly.

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Replies:

Fuck yeah you're manly -- Wally, 06:25:50 12/29/06 Fri
- Re: Fuck yeah you're manly -- Godbensatan, 02:09:57 12/30/06 Sat