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Date Posted: 01:57:00 10/29/06 Sun
Author: RABBI GINSBERG SHEREE EMETH
Author Host/IP: 233.Red-80-38-17.staticIP.rima-tde.net / 80.38.17.233
Subject: NEVER FINISHED BAR MITSVAH

LOOKING $ STEVE MARCUS
Dear Steven,i was the rabbi who bar mitsvahed you on 9 May 1970.I saw your posting here and checked my records and indeed I did barmitsvah you said day but I also noted that day telling you after to see me on Monday to finish your hof torah as it was incompleted during your ceremony and your parents had to go to Leornards in Greatneck for your party.Since you never returned after,and this is strictly a religious by the book ceremony,I must tell you that you are even today not officially bar mitsvahed.Please call me and we can complete the ceremony easily in a few minutes but we must do it in person.Ill e mail you my number.PHD Baruch Ginzberg.

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[> Re: NEVER FINISHED BAR MITSVAH -- Tennessean, Formerly Canarsiean, 15:45:12 02/03/07 Sat (c-75-64-46-93.hsd1.tn.comcast.net/75.64.46.93)

>THIS IS ABSOLUTELY THE MOST HILARIOUS THING I HAVE SEEN - GREAT JOB, RABBI! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!

LOOKING $ STEVE MARCUS
>Dear Steven,i was the rabbi who bar mitsvahed you on 9
>May 1970.I saw your posting here and checked my
>records and indeed I did barmitsvah you said day but I
>also noted that day telling you after to see me on
>Monday to finish your hof torah as it was incompleted
>during your ceremony and your parents had to go to
>Leornards in Greatneck for your party.Since you never
>returned after,and this is strictly a religious by the
>book ceremony,I must tell you that you are even today
>not officially bar mitsvahed.Please call me and we can
>complete the ceremony easily in a few minutes but we
>must do it in person.Ill e mail you my number.PHD
>Baruch Ginzberg.

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[> [> Re: NEVER FINISHED BAR MITSVAH -- mr, horrowitz, 05:24:22 02/06/07 Tue (cache-mtc-ae08.proxy.aol.com/64.12.117.12)

rabbi shea hecht is canarsies top rabbi! He never gave an incomplete bar mitsvah! it was done right or it wasnt done at all! SHABAT SHOLOM CANARSIE

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[> Re: NEVER FINISHED BAR MITSVAH -- Rabbi Gedaliah Kaufman, 21:21:25 06/12/07 Tue (pool-68-237-226-86.ny325.east.verizon.net/68.237.226.86)

What kind on nonsense is this. A male is a Bar Mitzvah by turning the age of 13. Nothing further is required.

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[> Re: NEVER FINISHED BAR MITSVAH -- Bandit, 11:08:52 11/22/07 Thu (c-76-110-42-242.hsd1.fl.comcast.net/76.110.42.242)

For those of you taking this serious - I have a bridge in Brooklyn for sale!

The grammar alone should have told you that this was a joke!

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[> : NEVER FINISHED BAR MITSVAH his kids arent jewish -- B ginzberg rabbi, 12:51:59 12/16/07 Sun (233.Red-80-38-17.staticIP.rima-tde.net/80.38.17.233)

Steven indeed never finished his bar mitsvah and by jewish law
his child is not jewish either. If you were bar mitsvaed in temple sheree emeth between 1967 and 1974 please contact me as your ceremony might not be legal and your children arent jewish therefore.
BGinzberg Rabbi

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[> Re: NEVER FINISHED BAR MITSVAH -- Shlomo Ben Homoski (BAT MITSVAH), 06:36:53 02/11/08 Mon (cache-mtc-ae14.proxy.aol.com/64.12.117.18)

Tell Me Oh Great Sage Rabbi , When you made out with Mrs Rayburn ( Office Gal Mother of Rayburn Brothers ) Did you
remember to say the Brucha for Eruv Titsski , Brucha Itook A Look . Amen .. And still your Bacon cheseburger is Kosher .
Hey Remember Ms. Rabinowitz .. She was Hot !!! Cause Mr. Zimmerman was always assisting her ... I wanted to assist her too .. Gevelt What A pair of Luluvs :)

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