not 2 be mean to blondes

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......


~ she called me to get my phone number.


~she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said


"concentrate."


~ she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.


~she got stabbed in a shoot-out.


~she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."


~ she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.


~ she sat on the TV and watched the couch.


~ she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.


~ she tried to drown a fish.


~ she thought a quarterback was a refund.


~ she got locked in a grocery store and starved to       


death.


~ if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get


change back.


~ they had to burn the school down to get her out of    


third grade.


~ under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."


~ she tripped over a cordless phone.<<< DON'T LAUGH IT'S HAPPENED!!! :)~>>>


~she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.       ~ at the bottom


of


the application where it says "sign here"...she put 'Sagittarius.'


~she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.


~ it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.


~if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be


speachless.


~she studied for a blood test.


~she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.


~she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.


~she thought she needed a token to get on Soul     


train.


~she sold the car for gas money.


~when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted),   she went home and got


16


friends.


~ when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.


~she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill.


~ when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.


~when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left"


she


turned around and went home.








Now send this to at least 5 people or you'll get bad luck for 7


years!!!!!!!!!!!


~*! 0-4=Bad luck for 7 years


~*! 5-9=your crush will start to like you


~*! 10-14=your crush will ask you out


*!~ 15-19=you and your crush will makeout all the time


*!~  21 or more all of the above and you'll get everything you want in life





After you send this to 20 people a yellow box will pop up. Click on


it.


A great suprise will appear!*!~!*!~!*!~!


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