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Author: Della |
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Date Posted: 10:22:28 07/04/03 Fri In reply to: Della 's message, "Re: bah!" on 09:17:48 07/04/03 Fri We all love Agents, simply because they're awesome. And some Agents, like Agent Brown, are sexy. We love Agent Brown, yes we does. There's just something about black suits, sunglasses, and disturbingly soft-looking red-brown hair... mmmmm. Anyway. I'm not here to rant about the general sexiness of certain Agents. (Brown! Rogers! Theta!) Well, maybe I am, but not right now. Now I'm here to post a random bit of crap that I have too much dignity to post on Fanfiction.net It's a song that goes to the tune of "Where your eyes don't go" by They Might Be Giants. If you don't know that song, shame on you! Download it now! BAH! Now let's get on with it: Where Your Eyes Don’t Go (Pissed off Agent) ~a parody by Della Roberts~ Where your eyes don’t go a Pissed off Agent waves his automatic Getting ready to shoot you through Your damn fool head. When you turn around to shoot He’s dodging every shot On his face he’s wearing no Expression. Where your eyes don’t go. Where your eyes don’t go a program is hovering. He’s a nightmare that you soon will be discovering. In packs of two to six, they patrol the Matrix There’s an Agent’s gun at the back of your head. Every jumbled pile of person Gets paranoid But they can’t understand true paranoia Until they’ve seen a Smith. Should you worry when the black suit Is in front of you? Or is it worse because they’re always waiting Where you’re eyes don’t go? Where your eyes don’t go a program is hovering. He’s a nightmare that you soon will be discovering In packs of two to six, they patrol the Matrix There’s an Agent’s gun at the back of your head! Where your eyes don’t go a Pissed off Agent waves his automatic Getting ready to shoot you Through your damn fool head. When you turn around to shoot He’s dodging every shot On his face he’s wearing no Expression. Where your eyes don’t go. You see why I wouldn't post that on FF.net? I'd get Reviews, I'm sure... but probably also flames like: "Agents don't ALWAYS work in groups!" or "There can be more Agents than six on a team!" or even "j00 su><0r." I'd actually like to get that last one, just because it proves peoples stupidity. I've determined that when people SOUND stupid, it's because, deep down, they really are. Like me! =D ~dellzini the magnificent Have YOU hugged an Agent today? ^_^ [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] |
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| Re: Agent Lurve! | Chaos Medjai | 17:18:15 07/04/03 Fri |
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