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Subject: Cure for an anoying elder

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Highlander Finarr McFlurry from clever clan

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Date Posted: 08:54:29 04/21/07 Sat

Highlander Finarr McFlurry from clever clan:
When an elder is calm and isnt annoyed at youre antics try this:

you will need: a pond, meadowcream, a boat.
1.When the elder feels sleepy leed him to the boat on the pond. Hopefully theyll be too tired to notice.
2.When they wake up they will be aching from the hard floor. Next too them put their sandals or slipers full with medowcream again too tired to notice they will put their feet in getting a suprise.

3. When they shovvel it out their hands will also get sticky. Vollunteer to help them clear up and push them in the pond. They will now be so sticky, aching or cold and wet thst they will not chase.

ADDITIONAL: you couls then take them to the kitchen ovens to dry off where some gloopy food falls on them it wouldn't be you or me though honest...

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