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Date Posted: Mon, Jun 04 2001, 13:37:34
Author: Joe
Subject: Hey!

Joe: Can't you guys go somewhere else? I'm tryin' to sleep!

Samuel and Morten: What're you doing out here?

Joe: Sleeping.

(Had Joe really been there the whole time? Morten didn't think so. He didn't see anyone here before. And he didn't even hear him breathing.)

Joe: Now, you guys had better cut out that extortion nonsense and get back inside. Otherwise, I'll tell 'em that you're BOTH up here.

Samuel: And what if we tell 'em about you, hmmm?

Joe: They won't believe you. I've been in my room asleep for hours and they can even check. I'll be there.

Samuel (whispering): Who IS this guy?

Morten (whispering also): I don't know. He followed David here and HE DOES know him.

Samuel (still whispering): I get this weird feeling about him, like he's not human or something.

Joe: I'm human.

Samuel: Not if you heard me from clear over there!

Joe: I can read lips...and your mind.

Morten: How?

Joe: Trade secret.

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