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My Dog

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plka king of the mid-west

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Date Posted: 07:59:29 09/12/03 Fri

Ahhh , it's early , if I hadn't of been at that place which is basically work with no pay ( school) I wouldn't even be awake , as Joe once said " Do they think I'm a fucking owl or something ."

I got home and my queerly named dog had a flea on it so there I am , picking the bastard off , and now hehe he , I'm drowning it in a can of Carling and I'm determined to stay awake to hear it's viscious scream just before it drowns in it's own piles of drunkeness .

ps. today at school , I noticed miss (she's not married and never will be as she's a viscious lesbian . unless liberal democrats come into power and pass new lesbian marital laws ) Jones has a bigger tash then me ! Jealousy scoured through my veins , as I noticed it took me , a mere boy of 14 , a week to grow what she could in a day ! But then I noticed her hair looked like the evil cat from old bond movies (always the best ) and so all was well . Until my dad took me and my luscious locks to the barbers for "a trim " and I came back with four inches cut off . I'll just have to start growing it again . yawn

The end .

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Author: joe [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 17:54:04 09/15/03 Mon who is this again? i love when people remind me of funny things ive said, well done [ Post a Reply to This Message ]