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Date Posted: 14:51:35 03/09/04 Tue
Author: Sparky McMullet
Subject: Sparky's got a brand new bag....

It's been awhile since I last posted my misadventures of pinheads who in Vancouver, but I'm back with a new topic.

What's the topic this time? BROADS & RELATIONSHIPS.

That's right, the root of all evil.

So your best friend thinks he's soo tough huh? Does he remind you of " Hulk Hogan " or " Randy Macho Man Savage "? Incredibly fearless? Just wait till he gets a girlfriend. Then he starts to make Ric Flair look good. That's right:

Your best friend has just sold you out. Over some tits and a piece of pussy. Pretty pathetic isn't it?

Now, I'm not saying that all guys do this. Some really manage their time very well. Hats off to them! They deserve it. They didn't fall into the clutches super-uber evil bitches.

But what is it that makes some guys go whipped? Is it the attachment? Someone to love? Ahhhh spit up my ass!!!

Oh fuck, you know what REALLY pisses me off? Clingy broads. These are the broads that are on their phone to their boyfriends' none stop, must know where they are at every fucking second. " Hey Joe-Bob, lets go to the 7-11 to get some eats ". " Hold on Billy, I have to call the gf and make sure that's ok ".

Like what kind of shit is that? Really.

Now, Ol' Sparky might be a little bitter I guess you could say. I've been given the cold shoulder a few times. Most recently, when the 2nd Matrix movie came out...I thought it was a shoe in. I guess not. But that one was crazy anyways.

She didn't dig the Camaro.

So what I'm saying is that the key word in a relationship is TIME MANAGEMENT! I'm fucking serious.

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