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Date Posted: 07:33:36 02/26/01 Mon
Author: Rob
Subject: New grappler ,but he aint new to the sport

(The scene opens up in a hospital room.
It is a semi-private room having two patients in it.
The nurse gives a urinal to the muscular patient with the matted hair and very unkempt appearance.
The brand new hospital gown stands out in contrast to the dirty,greasy and smelly patient donning it.
His right arm i in traction,his right leg has pis attached to traction and his neck is n a brace.
)

Nurse:"ok Mr Coyote the Doctor wants a specimen and will not take no for an answer.
You need to pee in this bottle and I will take it to the lab."

Deputy Jeff"@#$%^&*#$%^ you tell that @#$%^&* doctor to take that @#$%^& bottle and--

Nurse"MR COYOTE!!!!that is no way to talk to me now you do what I say or I will call security and you are in no position to rgue with me."

Deputy "Aw hell give me the damn bottle and get out of here."

Nurse"we've been hrough that.MR COYOTE the lab technician didn't think it was funny when you
poured apple juice in the last urine bottle!
The Doctor almost put you on a severe diabetic
regimen.
I was ordered to supervise you now just do it!"

Deputy jeff"Allright lady your the boss.

(Deputy Jeff fills the bottle then the urinal and the nurse has to get another urinal before she leaves.
The patient in the next bed starts laughing at the Deputy's perdicerment.
As soo as the nurse leaves
Depputy Jeff throws the other urinal at him and
soaks the laugher in warm fresh bladder fluid! )

"laugh now you stupid sack a potato gas!Y'll are lucky I am stuck in this @#$%^& tracton or I would kick your butt
I rassle in the CWA for a living.
CWA dang it all ever last one of them scallywags are against me and out to get me."

"The main one is the Prez The Rebel .Rebel don't
know it but I know where he rassles.I just might sign up with that fed and kick his gun totin ass"

(Deputy Jeff picks up the phone and dials a long distance number.)
Deputy"howdy Grim Ripper I done thought real hard about what you said and I aim to join y'all .hell yeah ya'll are the most dangerouse and wild group yet and I understand ---With you me and The decapitator we can be the CWA Triad!
hell I also made a deal with a fellor from Russia ,Stalin he and his guys like Thor and The Scarlet Surfer might just check out the CWA!
We aught to combin----
uh-huh--uh-huh--well I'll be dogged! is that so?
Allrighty you are the man Grim One they will heve to prove thier worth if thy wan't the services of the CWA Triad!

(Deputy Jeff hangs up and hollars at the nurse for another pain shot
scene fades to black)

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