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Subject: Coming Out For Christmas


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The only gay in this forum
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Date Posted: 12:45:09 08/01/2004
In reply to: lesley 's message, "senility" on 11:39:07 26/12/2003

Try this version:

Coming Out For Christmas
(to the tune of "Hark the Herald Angels Sing")

I intend to drop a bomb
On my dear old dad and mom.
For this year, without a doubt,
Is the Christmas I come out.
First I`ll get their full attention.
Then slip in a subtle mention:
"Tasty turkey! Perfect Peas!
Could someone pass (I'm gay) the cheese?"
That should do the job okay
When I come out on Christmas Day.

Oh say, can you see it now?
Watch my parents have a cow.
Or perhaps, if fate is kind,
They'll insist that they don't mind.
Then they'll say "We always guessed.
After all, look how you're dressed.
Seven earrings in each ear.
We're not quite that dense, my dear."
They'll adore me anyway
When I come out on Christmas Day.

Coming out to everyone
Makes the winter doldrums fun.
It's a noble thing to do.
Why don't you come on out too?
Make the choice! Damn consequence!
Lift your voice, get off the fence!
Shout it from the highest roof:
Gay is great and you're the proof.
Make this Christmas bright and gay.
Come on out on Christmas Day!

Words by Craig Sturgis, 1992

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Re: Coming Out For Christmaslesley18:10:59 09/01/2004
Re: Coming Out For Christmaslesley18:10:59 09/01/2004
Re: Coming Out For ChristmasJennifer07:28:10 02/09/2004


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