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Date Posted: 12:10:30 03/17/05 Thu
Author: 玉林
Subject: [轉載] 恐怖份子和女人有何不同

一個可以談條件、一個不可以。

恐怖份子明確地告訴你他們要什麼,女人總是要你猜她們要什麼。

恐怖份子會跟你談判,而你不能跟女人談判。

恐怖份子會殺害人質,但是女人不會這樣做,她們只會綁架人質一輩子。

遇到恐怖份子,你只有死路一條。遇到女人,你會活在十八層地獄。[生不如死]

恐怖份子用別人來談條件,女人用自己來談條件。

跟恐怖份子談判,贖金可能越談越少。跟女人談判,要花的錢可能越談越多。(沒有籌碼的話還是少談為妙)

談判中你可能可以找一堆人和警察來抓恐怖份子,可是通常女人會找一堆人和警察來找你麻煩。

女人把褲襪戴在腳上,恐怖份子把褲襪套在頭上。

男人敢退去女人腳上的褲襪,卻不敢退去恐怖份子頭上的褲襪。

恐怖份子不一定是女人,但女人一定是恐怖份子 。

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