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Subject: Re: Comic Knowledge


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Matt7195
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Date Posted: Thursday, August 07, 06:17:50am
In reply to: The IRRATIONAL Dictator of Get Fuzzy, C 's message, "Re: Comic Knowledge" on Wednesday, August 06, 01:18:42pm

AN EVIL DICTATOR'S FIVE-DAY WEATHER FORECAST
Monday
Today will be 85 degrees and sunny. Small white things falling from the sky are not snowflakes. In fact, there are no small white things falling from the sky. Anyone seeing small white things will be arrested.

Tuesday
Today there will be a tornado. Anyone not in the path of a tornado will be forcibly twirled by the authorities. Those using tricks such as vomiting or passing out will only be twirled faster.

Wednesday
Today we'll see a high of 53 degrees and lots of rain. Anyone caught staying dry without an umbrella will be moistened and jailed.

Thursday
Today will be neither hot nor cold, neither sunny nor cloudy. Anyone caught feeling hot or cold, seeing sunshine or clouds will suffer horrors too horrible to mention.

Friday
Today will be sunny. No, it will be overcast. No wait, there will be hail. No, a blizzard. A shower. Everyone will be taken out back and shot.

copyright Jellyvision, Inc.

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