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Subject: where, oh where


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Matt7195
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Date Posted: Friday, July 18, 05:18:49am
 The problem with dead bodies is that they are so big. This is a reasonable problem to fix. You see, dead bodies can be made much more compact by being cut into six pieces. Head, torso, arms, and legs. Said dead body can now fit comfortably in a suitcase. A suitcase, though, should only be used for transport of the body. It is still reasonable that anywhere the suitcase is hidden or stored, it could be found. The body should not be buried; it should be destroyed. Burning and composting both leave problems, such as the bones. The best way to get rid of a body is to feed it to pigs. The pieces should be cut up smaller than the initial transport pieces, and the pigs should be starved for a few days. But pigs will eat everything. They go through bone like butter. And their waste looks no different than before.
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Re: where, oh whereThe LarskyFriday, July 18, 09:19:41am
Re: where, oh whereCFriday, July 18, 05:16:18pm
Re: where, oh whereMatt7195Saturday, July 19, 09:35:13am
Re: where, oh whereNatSunday, July 20, 01:17:27am

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