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Date Posted: 07/21/03 5:37am
Author: M
Subject: Re: Brad and Dave at the Ontario Improv 6/27/03
In reply to: Michelle 's message, "Brad and Dave at the Ontario Improv 6/27/03" on 07/20/03 11:06pm

Sounds like a great night! I would love to see Brad and Dave perform together!

M

>I finally got this report done. Brad and Dave's show
>was good as always. I'm working on a second one that
>I'm hoping to have ready soon.
>
>There were two stand ups before Brad and a guy had
>arranged with the Improv before the show to propose to
>his girlfriend from stage. He did and she said yes.
>Brad came on stage after that and said it was a good
>thing she said yes, because if she said no nothing
>would kill a comedy show faster. When Brad first came
>on stage he was playing air guitar with the mic stand
>to the music which made both Laura and I laugh since
>we'd been to a Friendly Indians concert the night
>before where this kid was doing the same thing. Brad
>introduced Dave and the games began...
>
>Pillars:
>Brad asked for the suggestion of a superhero and took
>the suggestion of Underpants Man. Dave was Thong Boy.
>During this game, Brad and Dave would raise their hand
>and the audience would yell a suggestion to complete
>their sentence. This game was just full of puns that
>were so bad they were funny. Brad and Dave ended up
>trying to save the world from the Vagina. Brad invited
>Dave to slide up behind him on his bike so they could
>track her down. Speeding off, Brad asked Dave if he
>left any skid marks. Finding the vagina Dave decided
>to sneak up on her using a vibrator. Brad didn't think
>she'd mind that, but he'd have to get through the bush
>first.
>
>Sign Language:
>Brad asked the audience who thought they had an
>interesting job. Several people raised their hand, but
>Brad narrowed it down between a spa repair man and a
>toe truck driver. He had the audience vote, and the
>spa repair man won. He came on stage and while Dave
>asked him questions about his job, Brad would
>interpret what was being said for the hearing
>impaired. The spa repair man was very funny. Dave
>asked him what he did, and he said that he was a spa
>repair man. Brad leaned back and looked relaxed like
>he was in a spa to describe the spa repairman. Dave
>asked him if he got to see a lot of big expensive
>homes in his work, and the spa repairman said that he
>saw lots of crazy shit. Dave asked him to describe
>something out of the ordinary, and he said that one
>time he had to repair the spa of a 60 year old. Brad
>acted that out by pretending that he had swaying
>pendulous breasts, but he was still relaxing in the
>spa.
>
>Sound Effects:
>Brad pulled two people out of the audience and then
>asked for the suggestion of a dangerous occupation.
>After a group of women scremed nursing, he accepted
>it, "Looks like we have a group of nurses in the
>audience." Brad and Dave started by preparing for
>triage by scrubbing up. Dave turned on his water. but
>instead of getting water he was going to blow his
>hands clean. Brad turned on his water and got nothing.
>so he said that his sink was broken. so he was going
>to try another one. That one worked so he scrubbed up.
>Dave finally got his sink working. Next Dave decided
>to put on his rubber gloves, and Brad followed. The
>first time Brad tried he got no sound, but the second
>time he snapped both gloves on. They entered the
>operating room and had to prepare the patient for
>surgery. Brad listened to the patients heartbeat,
>which was very fast. Dave decided to take his blood
>pressure, but instead he interpreted the sound as
>jacking his patient off. Brad thought that was a good
>idea since the patient was stressed it would relax
>him. Dave knew that because, as one of the nurses in
>the audience yelled out, he was the head nurse. Brad
>decided that it was time to knock out the patient, but
>when he turned on the gas nothing came out at first.
>Then it started coming out but stopped, so Brad
>decided that they ran out of gas.
>
>Husband and Wife:
>Brad chose Laura and Lewis out of the audience to
>participate in this game. Lewis was the toe truck
>driver that didn't get chosen for Interpretation. Brad
>explained that he would be playing Lewis and Dave
>would be playing Laura. When Brad said something that
>Lewis would say, Laura was supposed to ring the bell,
>and when he said something way off she was supposed to
>blow a horn. Lewis was to do the same for Dave. Brad
>started out snoring in bed, and Laura rang the bell.
>Dave gently tried to wake him, and Lewis blew the
>horn. Dave changed it to yelling at Brad to get up,
>and Lewis rang the bell. Brad yelled that he just
>wanted a few more minutes sleep, and Laura rang the
>bell. Dave told him that he'd spent all morning
>cooking him breakfast, and Lewis blew the horn.
>Eventually they got to Brad telling Dave that he was
>the greatest lover she ever had, and Laura blew the
>horn. Brad changed to that he thinks he's the greatest
>and she rang the bell. Brad said something about
>having a large penis, and Laura kind of covered her
>face with her hands and started laughing, but she
>couldn't decide whether to ring the bell or blow the
>horn. It was so funny because it took her a while to
>decide, and everyone including Brad was looking at her
>while she decided. Brad finally leaned up against one
>of the stools and started staring at her, and then the
>lighting guy narrowed the spotlight and shined it on
>both of them, when she finally rang the bell, and Brad
>ended the game.
>
>New Choice:
>Brad passed out three horns to the audience and
>explained that they would have to blow the horn in
>order to get Brad and Dave to change the last line
>they said. Brad asked for something they might sell
>during an infomercial and accepted sex toys. I don't
>remember much from this game except for the end when
>Dave kept having to change what he said over and over
>again. Eventually Brad drug one of the stools out to
>center stage and just sat there and watched him while
>poor Dave sweated coming up with a new suggestions
>while the audience kept making him choose something
>else to say.
>
>Interrogation:
>Dave left the room, and Brad asked for the suggestion
>of a crime, location of a crime and the weapon. The
>audience just kept yelling out one word suggestions,
>so Brad said that he felt like he was playing Mad Libs
>and he guessed that he'd have to put the suggestions
>together. Eventually he settled on Dave going fishing
>naked in the desert using a straw with a transvestite
>prostitute he picked up in a disco. I thought it would
>take Dave forever to get everything, but it didn't
>take him that long. Probably the funniest part was
>when Brad was giving him clues for disco, and he said
>that he needed to go back about 30 years. Dave guessed
>a pac-man party. Brad told him he needed to go back a
>little bit further, and he got disco. This is one of
>my favorite games, and I wish I got to see it played
>more often.
>
>Rap:
>Brad ended the show by doing a rap song. He brought up
>a guy named Jeff who was a financial planner. Brad
>asked Jeff more about his job, and Jeff told him that
>he was a financial planner for seniors. Brad asked him
>if he played any sports, and Jeff said that he was a
>high school football coach and that he was into
>marshal arts. Brad responded with, "So if I say
>something you don't like you can kick my ass." Brad
>asked him if he had any hobbies, and Jeff said the he
>was into combat simulation. Brad was happy about that
>and said that he'd hit the jackpot and wanted to hear
>more about that. Jeff said that they fire rubber
>bullets at each other and it hurts. Brad said that
>Jeff needed a rap name and asked the audience for
>suggestions. The audience suggestions were not very
>nice. There were many but the one I remember was
>Jerkoff Jeff, and Brad was like come on people, he
>didn't come up here to be insulted. I don't know what
>the spa guy said, but Brad came back with telling him
>that he banged 60 year olds so he shouldn't talk.
>Finally Brad decided on MC Jeff or Jeff MC. He told
>Jeff that he'd say his name when Brad gave him the
>mic, and he'd have to listen to Brad to use the right
>version of his name to rhyme. Brad started to sing
>about Jeff's job and hobbies, and he'd give Jeff the
>mic to say his name. The first time Jeff used the
>wrong version of his name, but he got it right all the
>other times. One of the funniest parts of this game is
>Dave. He starts dancing when Brad sings, and it's a
>strange mix of disturbing and hysterically funny.

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  • Re: Brad and Dave at the Ontario Improv 6/27/03 -- LKK *couldn't resist*, 07/21/03 11:58am
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