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Date Posted: 05/ 3/03 4:57pm
Author: Anita
Subject: O/T Just wanted to share this

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the
month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and
he takes his life in his own hands!

This is a handy guide that should be as common as a
driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend,
or significant other.

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be over-reacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

And my personal favorite.....
DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over do it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!

Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those
who might need a good laugh!
Or men who need a warning.

And remember:
Money talks and Chocolate sings.


I also have one that someone sent me "You must be a redneck"
I'll post that on the board if interested. I wasn't sure if it offend someone or I know that's Jeff Foxworthy's stand-up routine. Not sure if it came from that.

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