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Date Posted: 06/ 5/03 7:57pm
Author: Lynda Thams
Subject: I went to The Improv in the Spokane Opera House

I'm sorry for the delay. I had to literally rack my brain and I still couldn't remember all of what they said, but I did the best I could. Take in mind it was a dream come true to see Ryan with my own two eyes. He was the most beautiful man I ever seen. His hair is a little bit shorter but he now has blond highlights on the top but he looked so cute, To watch him especially come out on that stage, it felt like an out of body experience, it was so thrilling to see someone I really admired and loved. I'm really sorry, I was too busy looking at Ryan. Here's what I remember.

Me and my cousins were sitting in the 4th row and we saw them as clear as could be. That's why it's so thrilling. Greg comes out, the first thing he did was he waves at the audience, then he pretends to trip and almost fall, while doing that he smiles at the audience. They all look thinner then on TV except for Ryan. Ryan looked the same. Greg did standup, he made fun of the pronunciation of Spokane, then he made fun of Martha Stewart. I remember him calling her a fucking bitch. He made fun of terrorists and Paul McCartney's wife. After he did standup he introduced everybody. Julie Larson was the first one out, then Sean Masterson, then Jeff, Chip, Kathy Kinney, Brad, Colin and then Ryan. Ryan and Colin got the most applause.

The first game they played was Questions Only: the scene was meeting at a bar. Jeff asked Brad if he would like a hump. So Brad made it like he took a hump off Jeff's back.

Song Styles: A woman named Bonnie who taught speech and language. Colin was joking with her making her face turn red from laughter. Chip and Jeff sang to her in the style of Opera. Chip was a dog catcher. And all I remember of what he said was something about picking up bitches all day and Jeff was an Ice Cream man. They did Opera really good, they sang it so good, the audience loved it.

Sentences:(Where they collect sentences from the audience and they rummage through a bowl, I don't know what this game is called, so if you know please tell me.) Ryan and Julie played the game. They did it in the style of a Soap Opera called The End Of Our Lives. All I remember is that Ryan was bent over, saying to Julie to read the tatoo on his butt. Julie didn't want to read the little saying but Ryan wanted her to so she did. It said I'd like to lick you like a lollipop.

Sound Effects: Jeff and Ryan played. They were Bee Keepers, Ryan cracked up during this one. The people doing the sound effects were very good.

Celebrity Jeopardy: Greg hosted, the players were Julie Larson, Sean Masterson who was named Jimmy, Jimmy Chonga, then Brad was Adolf Shitheimer(which Greg accidently said shithammer, and Chip was Evan from Joe Millionare. Greg said "Name a Washington River, the audience said Pend Oreille and then Sean said "That's when the Ponderosa went Gay." Then the answer was Octopus. Brad had two answers for this. he said. "A Spanish man's dream." and "A German phrase for seeing a pussy." Then Greg said to the audience, Name a city in Washington, the audience said Walla Walla. Then Sean said "A name of a shitty city, they named it twice.

Three headed expert a professor of fish: Greg questioned them. Ryan, Kathy, and Sean played. All I remember is that I loved Ryan's facial expressions, and that they said, You'll have terrible big pain if you fuck it.

New Choice: Ryan told them when to have a new choice, Sean and Brad played, they were in a store called Shorts are us. Ryan said to Sean to do new choices to put the shorts on. Sean ran out of idea's so he danced while putting them on and made Ryan start laughing.

Write and Direct:(I think this is what it's called) Kathy Kinney and Jeff. Styles that I remember is shakespeare and Hitchcock.

Then they played Freeze: All I remember is that Julie and Ryan did 'I Dream Of Jeannie' and Ryan said something about Jeannie giving him sex.

Greatest Hits: The styles were Dion, Bee Gees, Western, and Boy Band. Songs of the Golddiggers, played by Chip, Jeff,and Brad, Colin and Ryan. After the Bee Gees ended Colin said he liked the gay one the best. The western style was about someone jumping their claim and Brad said that Mother Fucker tried to steal my claim. The Boy Band was about marrying Drew Carey even though he wasn't there, Chip was good at the dancing through the whole thing of this game. He kept cracking Colin & Ryan up. Colin at one point made fun of Ryan's nose then Ryan pulls Colin's head down and treats his bald head like a mirror.

Mousetraps: Colin and Sean played, and the subject was about Sex. That's when Ryan came down the stairs where we were sitting and crouched in front of the stage watching. That was a dream come true for me, I got to look at him really close. Brad and Chip were putting mousetraps under Sean and Colin's feet so that they would step on them. Colin at one point was shaking his finger at Sean and Chip picked up a mousetrap so that Colin could get his finger caught, but it didn't. At the end of the scene, Colin laid down on the floor and started rolling over the mousetraps hearing them snap right and left. All I could see is Ryan crouched during that scene in the front of the stage laughing his head off. Ryan came back up the stairs, he looked amused with the game. Even Colin was laughing.

Storytelling: The Boy Who Couldn't Pee. All of them got a kick out of this especially Ryan.

When they were done with the show they took a bow and they all walked off the stage. All of the audience stood up and cheered, they all came out for an encore bow then we left.

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