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Date Posted: 20:33:21 03/14/01 Wed
Author: Not Bill Hicks
Subject: Jay Leno wakes up.

And now tonight for your abhorrence
The 94th visit of Joey Lawrence...
Wish him dead or that he's gonna be
Dumb fuck Tony Danza wannabe
I can't take this shit no more
Smith and Wesson at my jaw
Blast my brains against the wall
Spreading in a peacock sprawl
Broken skull lies bloody raw
As those Nielsen ratings soar
Blood forms lakes of fire red
From my Dorito shilling head
At least I've reason to feel sweet
That's no more shit I have to eat

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