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Subject: Horrific Zombie attack on Barack and Michelle Obama

Author:
Christopher Anton (Creased with laughter and horror.)

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Date Posted: 05:18:39 03/03/13 Sun

To be attacked by a flesh eating zombie can be a very frightening thing. I know that when Barack and Michelle Obama encountered one of the ravening undead they were terrified out of their wits. Did the monster eat their brains? The president�s political opponents would say that he had no brains in the first place and the zombie would be faced with an empty skull.
So how this this horrifically gruesome episode occur in the lives of the First Couple? Did the zombie succeed in his nefarious aim of dining on the presidential grey matter? The answer to this question can be found in the amazing new book, �The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama� by that master of political satire, Christopher Antony Meade. The answers to some of the other great questions of the age, such as how the Illuminati conspiracy really works and what the secret is that Barack Obama keeps hidden in his trousers.
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Subject	Author	Date
Re: Horrific Zombie attack on Barack and Michelle Obama	i LOVE NIALL HORAN (zombie)	08:23:47 05/19/13 Sun
Re: Horrific Zombie attack on Barack and Michelle Obama -- NIALL HORAN (FOOD), 08:24:55 05/19/13 Sun