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Date Posted: 16:46:48 03/01/01 Thu
Author: Visser 1
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This has nothing to do with the RPG...

I thought these were hilarious...

Subject: New Proverbs
* If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
* Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
* Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away - and barefoot.
* Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.
* Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
* A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
* A closed mouth gathers no feet.
* If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
* My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
* Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
* I have found at my age going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of my face.
* For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
* If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
* Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way again.
* A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
* Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
* Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
* No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

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