LATINO DEMONS FROM HELL!!!! A story by Auntie Corey -- PIssed OFF!

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Date Posted: Sat,Aug23, 9:48am
Author: Corey
Subject: LATINO DEMONS FROM HELL!!!! A story by Auntie Corey

See a long time ago a person, we'll call him Blane, met a latino demon we'll call "Luis" at a gay bar through a mutual friend we'll call "Marco". Blane was really good friends with Marco and kind of knew of Luis as one of Marco's friend's boyfriend. Marco introduced Luis to Blane as "Miguel"'s boyfrief (Miguel was a very good friend of Marco). Well, for a couple of months after, Blane would see Luis out and they would chat about Argentina or some other hispanic bullshit until one fateful night in March when Luis asked Blane out on a date. Naturally, Blane thought that Luis had a boyfriend and asked, "well, what about Miguel?" Luis acted like he had never heard of Miguel before and said that he was single. Blane, believing maybe he misunderstood Marco so many months ago, accepted the date. Well, for about a month Blane and Luis were in homosexual bliss. They dated, Blane slept at Luis' crappy ass latino roach infested apartment and everything was fine. That is until all of a sudden Luis stopped calling Blane. Blane went frantic, for a month he was trying to figure out what he did that was so bad that made Luis stop calling him.

Fast forward a few months later. Blane is chatting with a friend that he hasn't seen online in about 8 months. So Blane and his friend are chatting (Blane only knows this friend by a screenname that we will call BUTCH). So anyway, it comes up that Blane dated a guy named Luis in March/April. Well, Butch says, that's weird because my boyfriend is named Luis and at that time Butch was in another city on business. Well, that's interesting they both thought. Anyway, Butch tells Blane that since they've been knowing each other for so long he should tell Blane his real name. Well, lo and behold his name is Miguel. Well, that's weird. Well, Blane and Miguel talk and Miguel gets interested in this Luis person Blane dated, "Where did he live" Miguel asked. Well, Blane told him. "That's funny because that's where my boyfriend lives and his name is Luis." "Well, I am sure its not the same guy because this guy has a very small penis" Blane said. "Wait a sec" Miguel said, "My BOYFRIEND HAS A SMALL PENIS!!"

So slowly Blane and Miguel piece together the fact that Miguel has a lying sack of shit boyfriend that not only lied to Miguel but used Blane. So now, Blane is having a beer while Miguel tells Luis to go fuck himself and the damn llama he rode in on. The End

awww, wasn't that a sweet story?

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Replies:

LATINO DEMONS FROM HELL -- Corey's Bitch, Wed,Aug27, 3:26pm
butch and blane -- rachel, Wed,Aug27, 4:01pm
- OMG nnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooo! -- Auntie Corey, Thu,Aug28, 4:43pm