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Date Posted: Tue,Aug26,12:50pm
Author: Jambo
Subject: toileting

Don't you hate it when you gotta sit on the toilet and there are no toilet covers? So you have to resort to sitting on the cheap sandy stuff they call toilet paper. Well you lay it down to cushion your tooshie, then you proceed to squat and POOF!!!! The darn sheets fall off the toilet because your fat ass created enough wind to blow them off while you descend. So your ass has landed on the toilet seat and is now contaminated by the many cooties here at the workplace. Never again will I detour from THE HOVER.

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