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>Oh, and every biography mentions how he fell off his >horse when he was a kid, and the legends about him >wrecking his expensive sports car when he was going to >college. Both times he busted his head, which may >explain a lot. > >There'd have to be a sled allusion thrown into this >>movie, right? >> >>I can picture him, at the end of the movie, wimpering >>about his precious toy with the flashing red sign >>downtown: "Rosedud ... " >> >> >>>Alfred Hawthorn Hill, better known as Benny Hill, >>>would have been the perfect lead (too bad he's >>>deceased). I can see him patting Frank Craig on the >>>head. In fact, Jackie Wright, the guy who played the >>>little old bald guy on the Benny Hill show would be >>>the perfect Frank Craig (with a wig, -oh, and some >>>fancy cowboy boots). And, no doubt, Yakety Sax, by >>>Boots Randolph, Benny Hill's theme song when he would >>>chase scantily clad women around (sped up, of >course), >>>would be the perfect musical accompaniment. Hell, >>>Hill's life in at least "one" respect, even >paralleled >>>Scaife's. >>> >>>>Scaife the perfect actor to play his part would be >>>>Leslie Neilson. As I daydreamed while looking >through >>>>Scaife related material on the web, I realized that >>>>this comedy (would have to be a comedy) has already >>>>been written. You couldn't make up anything funnier >>>>than Scaife's recorded factual history. So I was >>going >>>>to write a little script and submit it to this forum >>>>for fun. But I thought it might be better if the >>>>contributors to this forum write their ideas for the >>>>script. >>>>My first idea would be to start the script with a >>>>scene from Scaife's childhood and I was thinking of >>>>Steve Martin as Navin on his family's front porch >>with >>>>everyone singing, >>>>"Gonna jump down turn around pick a bail of cotton, >>>>Gonna jump down turn around pick a bail of hay..." >>>>I'm sure Scaife's childhood had something just a >>funny >>>>and at the same time, sad. >>>>I loved when Navin was leaving Bernadette Peters and >>>>said he was "taking nothing, well maybe this old TV, >>>>but nothing else, except maybe this chair but >nothing >>>>else....." Sort of reminded me of his kidnapping of >>>>Beauregard -his wife Ritchie's dog. >>>>Anyone game?

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