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>There'd have to be a sled allusion thrown into this >movie, right? > >I can picture him, at the end of the movie, wimpering >about his precious toy with the flashing red sign >downtown: "Rosedud ... " > > >>Alfred Hawthorn Hill, better known as Benny Hill, >>would have been the perfect lead (too bad he's >>deceased). I can see him patting Frank Craig on the >>head. In fact, Jackie Wright, the guy who played the >>little old bald guy on the Benny Hill show would be >>the perfect Frank Craig (with a wig, -oh, and some >>fancy cowboy boots). And, no doubt, Yakety Sax, by >>Boots Randolph, Benny Hill's theme song when he would >>chase scantily clad women around (sped up, of course), >>would be the perfect musical accompaniment. Hell, >>Hill's life in at least "one" respect, even paralleled >>Scaife's. >> >>>Scaife the perfect actor to play his part would be >>>Leslie Neilson. As I daydreamed while looking through >>>Scaife related material on the web, I realized that >>>this comedy (would have to be a comedy) has already >>>been written. You couldn't make up anything funnier >>>than Scaife's recorded factual history. So I was >going >>>to write a little script and submit it to this forum >>>for fun. But I thought it might be better if the >>>contributors to this forum write their ideas for the >>>script. >>>My first idea would be to start the script with a >>>scene from Scaife's childhood and I was thinking of >>>Steve Martin as Navin on his family's front porch >with >>>everyone singing, >>>"Gonna jump down turn around pick a bail of cotton, >>>Gonna jump down turn around pick a bail of hay..." >>>I'm sure Scaife's childhood had something just a >funny >>>and at the same time, sad. >>>I loved when Navin was leaving Bernadette Peters and >>>said he was "taking nothing, well maybe this old TV, >>>but nothing else, except maybe this chair but nothing >>>else....." Sort of reminded me of his kidnapping of >>>Beauregard -his wife Ritchie's dog. >>>Anyone game?

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