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Date Posted: 04:25:55 12/29/01 Sat
Author: DenIzeN(PoL) The Austria Alien
Author Host/IP: CWPP-p-203-54-203-223.prem.tmns.net.au / 203.54.203.223
Subject: A look inside Austria Alien Cultural Nuances
In reply to: Divaqs(PoL) 's message, "We have a multi-national, multi-religion, multi-ethnicity guild" on 21:54:59 12/22/01 Sat

In Austria Alia we worship the Almighty Emu "Gunadoo"
We make sacrifices of good ideas to him once a week and practice that great Austria Alien passtime "Apathy".
Meat Pies are symbolic to our culture and usually the one that can eat the most of them ends up with the best looking "shiela" (female Austria Alien)
The "Blokes" (male Austria Aliens) can not pass to manhood without first being able to imbibe large quantities of alcohol.
Sacred landmarks and Holy places include Pubs, Clubs, Hotels and the Taj Mahal of all holy buildings the Dole office. (social security)
Everyone is required to wear the "Holy Sandals of Enlightenment" called in Austria Alia simply "thongs"
Standard religeous practices include woof whistling at "Shielas" as they walk down the street, Having a pair of shorts that reveal the "crack" of ones bottom to the opposite sex that think of this as a "turn on" and of course the Holiest of holy days in the Austria Alien calender is a friday night where large numbers of Austria Aliens congregate to worship the allmighty Golden nectar of the gods simply called "Grog".
The male or bloke of the species is well known for stating obvious things to the opposite sex when trying to effect the courting ritual.
eg. Bob walks up to mary and says.....
" Geez its hot today isn't it?"
Mary replies.....
"Yes well it is summer."
To which Bob states....
"Oh ok so thats why its hot."

Directive 355.1 restricts me from giving anymore detailed information about our culture to outsiders but i hope this has helped you to understand us "blokes" better :)
*grin*

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yes, that darn directive 355.1, it won't allow us to reveal any more :( ..... -- Triple J - Austria Alien & Proud of it!!!, 04:32:13 12/29/01 Sat
I don't believe it... -- Divaqs(PoL) Enjoying His Insanity, 09:07:07 12/29/01 Sat
- Nonono Div -- The Amer Iccan Shapeshifter, 11:25:46 12/30/01 Sun
  - So they worship Bob Dole? (NT) -- 'A Mare Can' Divaqs(PoL) Enjoying His Insanity, 16:24:02 12/30/01 Sun
    - No, I think's he's just their High priest -- The Unprovoked Shapeshifter, 10:15:36 01/01/02 Tue