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Date Posted: 10:21:17 12/09/06 Sat GMT-5
Author: DianeG
Author Host/IP: bas1-kitchener06-1096640709.dsl.bell.ca / 65.93.104.197
Subject: Calling Santa,, Santa baby
In reply to: Lori 's message, "Ho ho ho" on 18:21:06 12/03/06 Sun GMT-5

>Merry Christmas, Roger:

You should send your satirical verse to market, to market. Meanwhile, let me admit I enjoyed it.

No big presents here, just best wishes to everyone for a joyous and not too expensive holiday with time for family and friends and all that mushy mushy stuff.

Diane

Hey, Roger:
>
>There's gotta be a market for that somewhere. Thanks
>for that. How you been lately?
>
>Best,
>
>Lori
>
>
>This is adapted from one of the Muppets' Christmas
>>specials:
>>
>>
>>It's in the blare of department store music
>>It's walking home and getting splashed by a bus
>>It's true
>>Wherever you hear cash registers
>>It sounds like Christmas
>>Endless queues for the latest bargains
>>A soft goodbye to your credit rating
>>In all the places you hear jingling
>>It sounds like Christmas
>>It is the time for the plastic card
>>A special time of deficit spending
>>The depth of love measured
>>By the balance on your Visa
>>The message when the bills come
>>Is pay for it next year
>>It's in the giving of a gift to your lover
>>A diamond bracelet for a stocking stuffer
>>It's all the ways that we show how much
>>We pay for Christmas
>>A part of childhood we'll never forget
>>Is nnever getting what we wanted to get
>>Yes, when you spend your next year's pay
>>It sounds like Christmas
>>It is the time for the plastic card
>>A special time of deficit spending
>>The depth of love measured
>>By the balance on your Visa
>>The message when the bills come
>>It's in the blare of department store music
>>It's walking home and getting splashed by a bus
>>It's true
>>Wherever you hear them bells a-ringin'
>>It sounds like Christmas
>>It's true, wherever you hear the cash drawers opening
>>It sounds like Christmas
>>It sounds like Christmas
>>It sounds like Christmas
>>It sounds like Christmas

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