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Date Posted: 04:53:36 05/14/08 Wed
Author: Brock Landers
Subject: Re: Poll: What grade would you give St. Louis?
In reply to: I Need A Hummer 's message, "Re: Poll: What grade would you give St. Louis?" on 19:25:22 05/13/08 Tue

Furby - Come on - You must have something to say.

>I 2nd that motion.
>
>No, I do not want a new SUV. I want one of you tight
>short wearing homo's to blow me, preferably in a bike
>lane somewhere on the 185 miles or whatever the number
>is these days of available bike paths in the Metro
>area.
>
>Something gets me so hot to see a grown man 45 lbs
>overweight on a $8000 bike pedaling down Clayton at 13
>mph.
>
>Is there any testosterone left in one of those
>peleton's you guys ride in on the weekends.
>
>Yeah, that is just what I want to do after a hard day
>or weeks work - swing my leg over a bike and go get
>hassled by soccer mom's in traffic. That really makes
>me feel manly.
>
>What is it about you bikers anyway. Let me guess.
>You were all picked last in dodgeball for 5th grade
>gym class. So, you grew up a loner riding your bike
>by yourself around the neighborhood after school. Now
>that you are looking at the wrong side of 30 yrs. old,
>you decide that it is somehow cool to burn calories
>while pedlaing your fat asses off.
>
>Let me clue you in to a few people I know that ride
>bikes. Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz and Pee Wee
>Herman.
>
>Am I getting through to you butt pirates? Find a sport
>where at least there is a chance that one or two
>chicks will take their tops off - try Gateway for the
>Craftsman Truck series or if you really need to stick
>to 2 wheels, get a MX bike. There always seems to be
>hot chicks at the motocross track.
>
>Are you guys really that gay?

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