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Date Posted: 20:29:29 11/24/08 Mon
Author: Paris Hilton
Subject: Re: Biff needs a new bike
In reply to: Aston Martin III 's message, "Re: Biff needs a new bike" on 19:15:32 11/17/08 Mon

>Preston & Biff,
>
>I was just discussing this at our hunt club last
>weekend. My son, Aston IV, is looking forward to a
>few laps around Forest Park next Spring. I'm not sure
>if he'll be able to fit it around his debate team
>practices or his piano lessons.
>
>It is lovely that the less fortunate than us can
>supply us with the technical gear that our off-spring
>will need. I'm not sure I want Aston with grease
>under his fingernails.
>
>Delightful chaps at the old Big Shark shop. I stopped
>in last week to chat with one of the lads. I think
>his name was Mike? A Jewish fellow with a large
>probiscus.
>
>He mentioned that he voted for Obama in the general
>election. Unfortunately, my American express black
>card is not accepted at such liberal establishments.


Aston IV, Biff, Preston, Fuck you. Literally. I will suck off and toss the salad of every single member of this team if you guys let me be the sole female member. Plus my dad has a lot of money and will be glad to buy the entire team brand new Campy Super Record 11-speed with Campy Bora Ultra Wheels with Ceramic Upgrades mounted on Giant TCR Advanced SL Frames with Integrated Seatpost utilizing T800 Advanced Composite Technology. I really don't care about racing, I just want to be the team free fuck and let you guys bang me in the team bus on the way to races. Plus, I'll even bring my airhead friends that you will think are already drunk but are just already fucking stupid.

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