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Date Posted: 11:37:46 04/07/09 Tue
Author: The Real Wives of West St. Louis County
Subject: Re: Where are my fucking race results???
In reply to: Expensive Bike Division, Master's 40+, Rich Doctor Winner 's message, "Re: Where are my fucking race results???" on 08:57:44 04/07/09 Tue

We found out what it was really like. Your legs aren't the only thing skinny about you. Your dick looked more like a #2 Dixon Ticonderoga. And by the way, it is not in any way masculine to have legs smoother than mine.

I'll keep hanging out at Ghisallo and banging the shop guys there. At least they aren't built like prepubescent girls.


>I won that race with a pair of bora ultras on my
>pinarello prince with campy record 11.I invited both
>your wives back to my house to comfort them. Long
>story short, I fucked your wives. They wanted to know
>what it was like to bang a real cyclist.
>
>>Word
>>
>>>told my bitch to bring the deep dish carbon wheels
>and
>>>she shows up with the climbing set, beat the fuck out
>>>of her
>>
>>
>>>>>What the fuck is going on. I showed up at Tilles
>>>>>today for the first bike race of my life. I enter
>>>the
>>>>>Cat 4/5 Master's 40+ Clydesdale expensve bike
>>>>>division. I think I was top 30. It has been 6
>>hours
>>>>>and still no results posted. I wanted to check the
>>>>>avg. speed with my Garmin GPS for accuracy.
>>>>I hate Pinarello's but God Damn, that's funny.
>You're
>>>>right, That crit does have some major climbs.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>I can get a replacement derailluer hanger for my
>>>>>Pinarello quicker than that.
>>>>>
>>>>>See, this is what is wrong with bike racing. Lose
>>>the
>>>>>fucking euro attitude and get me my fucking
>results.
>>>>>
>>>>>BTW, where is next weeks race. I hope it is
>flatter
>>>>>than Tilles. Those climbs killed me.

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