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Date Posted: 08:01:18 07/13/07 Fri
Author: John Keuuuuuu
Subject: Found a GU

It must be my lucky day. I was commuting into my job changing bedpans for the sick and elderly this morning.

I had a coupon for a free iced carmel mochalatta at Kaldi's, when I looked down for a second on Kingshighway.

Lo and behold, a 1/2 full packet of GU laying on the side of the road.

Now, I don't know about you, but I had to cirlce back and see if it was really half full.

When I cirlced back, I caused a big pile-up of Doctors in their SUV's trying to get to Barnes this morning, but hey, they can afford it yano! Plus, they shouldn't be driving anyway. Everyone knows that it is really the nurses that are saving all those lives.

So, after the helicopter airlifted the two crash victims and the police had taken my statement, I dusted off the GU packet and enjoyed another free breakfast on the side of the road.

And oh yes, I washed it down with a drink from my new water bottle.

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