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Date Posted: 07:01:10 04/09/09 Thu
Author: Bryan Jensen
Subject: Re: Where are my fucking race results???
In reply to: The Real Wives of West St. Louis County 's message, "Re: Where are my fucking race results???" on 11:37:46 04/07/09 Tue

The real house wives of west st. louis county give the worst head in the entire U.S. That's how they got their spinoff show. I know because
I banged a lot of them after Gateway after I handed their husbands' asses to them. And I skip out on restaurant bills. I can do that because I'm me and you're not. I'm also Rick Flair and you're not. Whooo!
>We found out what it was really like. Your legs
>aren't the only thing skinny about you. Your dick
>looked more like a #2 Dixon Ticonderoga. And by the
>way, it is not in any way masculine to have legs
>smoother than mine.
>
>I'll keep hanging out at Ghisallo and banging the shop
>guys there. At least they aren't built like
>prepubescent girls.
>
>
>>I won that race with a pair of bora ultras on my
>>pinarello prince with campy record 11.I invited both
>>your wives back to my house to comfort them. Long
>>story short, I fucked your wives. They wanted to know
>>what it was like to bang a real cyclist.
>>
>>>Word
>>>
>>>>told my bitch to bring the deep dish carbon wheels
>>and
>>>>she shows up with the climbing set, beat the fuck
>out
>>>>of her
>>>
>>>
>>>>>>What the fuck is going on. I showed up at Tilles
>>>>>>today for the first bike race of my life. I enter
>>>>the
>>>>>>Cat 4/5 Master's 40+ Clydesdale expensve bike
>>>>>>division. I think I was top 30. It has been 6
>>>hours
>>>>>>and still no results posted. I wanted to check the
>>>>>>avg. speed with my Garmin GPS for accuracy.
>>>>>I hate Pinarello's but God Damn, that's funny.
>>You're
>>>>>right, That crit does have some major climbs.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>I can get a replacement derailluer hanger for my
>>>>>>Pinarello quicker than that.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>See, this is what is wrong with bike racing. Lose
>>>>the
>>>>>>fucking euro attitude and get me my fucking
>>results.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>BTW, where is next weeks race. I hope it is
>>flatter
>>>>>>than Tilles. Those climbs killed me.

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