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Date Posted: 08:41:04 04/26/09 Sun
Author: Uncle Rico
Subject: Re: I used to weigh 400 lbs. Will someone date me?
In reply to: Brian Jensen 's message, "Re: I used to weigh 400 lbs. Will someone date me?" on 21:26:05 04/25/09 Sat

Would you be interested in someone who could throw a football over them mountains? What about a super fast single speed, 36'er, bugshield, with sidecar, 13.5 hour racer that almost made it to nationals one year? Last year at Blowin' at the Bluffsssss, I almost won the coveted belt buckle that would've given me legend status because it's the world cup of 13.5 hour races. Does that impress you? If not, I do have a closet full of hipster clothing and capris. If you give me a chance, I will give you a set of my new space age, uncrushable tupperware that isn't supposed to hit the streets until June. Excited?

>Can I roll you around in floor until I find the wet
>spot?
>
>>Hi this is Beth. You might remember me from fisting.
>>I am now 180 lbs, but I used to weigh over 400. I am
>>a left wing liberal wing nut and I just want someone
>>to love me.
>>
>>I am a Libra and I used to by two plane tickets when I
>>travel due to my obesity.
>>
>>Now that I have found cycling, I am no longer morbidly
>>obese, just a regular fat-ass.
>>
>>I am looking for friendship first, then a long term
>>commitement.
>>
>>PIP, Mike S, Fat Paul & Rockhound need not apply.
>>
>>Point to Point - you sound hot.
>>
>>I like my men on the effeminate side. If you own a
>>pair of capri pants, that is also a bonus.
>>
>>Anyone interested? I usually hang out at Pig Fart in
>>the afternoon. You can find me in the beach crusier
>>section testing out the bikes with the really wide
>>seats

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