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Subject:  What it takes to be a man |
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Date Posted: 21:28:19 11/01/03 Sat What it takes to be a man 1. First and foremost, you must have a penis. 2. Second, you must have at least one testical. The other is inconsequential. 3. You must like sports, cars and/or tools. 4. You must care about one of the above more than your girlfriend. 5. You must be homophobic. 6. You must have a fear of hugging another male. 7. You must sit with your legs as far apart as possible. 8. Your penis must be thine god. You must think with your penis, act on your penis' instincts, and care about no-one as much as your penis. 9. You must have cheated at least once. 10. You must have at least one woman love you adoringly, and you must crush her spirits at all costs. 11. You must know all about video games. 12. You must drive aggressively. 13. You must stare at as many women as possible. 14. You must mention your penis and testicles in a conversation at least twice. 15. You must make your penis and testicles known to the masses. 16. You can't cry. Ever. Unless someone injures your penis or testicles. 17. You must sleep with as many women as possible. 18. Your penis has to be larger than anyone else's. In this instance, you must lie about your penis' size. 19. You must feel that if any of the above doesn't apply to someone of the male gender, that he is in fact, not a man. 20. To sum it all up, you must be an asshole. [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] |