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Subject: Re: DeCaprio as the Xrist child

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Lana

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Date Posted: 02:55:48 01/17/02 Thu
In reply to: Chuckie 's message, "Re: Xhrist" on 13:36:34 01/16/02 Wed

>>>I think they'll change the casting again and use
>>>Scully's son all grown up, set in the future. They
>>>won't need to change the title, though, cause the "X"
>>>will stand for "Xhrist".
>>
>>I just read your message and I think I laughed
>>my ass off. (Damn, it's still there.) But,
>>seriously, that would be really weird. William -
>>the star of the Files? Who do you think would
>>be the guy to play him? And honestly, just the
>>backstory of that series would take a season in
>>and of itself to fully explain. And if they
>>did do a show starring the wunderkid, his last
>>name would actually have to be revealed. Sculder?
>>Smully? Smulder? Mulder-Scully? Scully-Mulder?
>>Frohike?
>
>That's a good question. Billy Bob Mulder? Little

>Bill Scully? I can see 1013 devoting a good deal of
>
development time to this question.
>
>They might rename it somewhat, though, to "The X
>Child".

>Sounds about the same.
>
>And I think I can see the opening credits now:

>
>A bright light in the sky foretells the birth of The X
>Child

>
>/spooky music plays over video of the helicopter light/
>
>Unto Scully and Mulder were born...
>
>/quick cuts of Scully giving birth, Mulder smirking
>and the three wise men...er...lone gunmen bearing
>gifts/
>
>The Xhrist Child!
>
>Of course you know Leonardo DeCaprio would play him.

The probability of anyone watching The Xrist Child - high
The probability of anyone enjoying The Xrist Child - low
The probability of Leo Decaprio playing Willy - hopefully low
The probability of that show being used to torture suspected terrorists - VERY HIGH!
The probability that I've said the word probability too many times in this post - too high to even say

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