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Subject: Re: INGLES RAPIDO PARA CHILENOS


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Date Posted: 14:43:10 05/18/04 Tue
In reply to: :)) 's message, "INGLES RAPIDO PARA CHILENOS" on 17:10:07 10/28/03 Tue

>CURSO DE INGLES DE EMERGENCIA
>Si tiene que viajar de emergencia a los Estados Unidos
>y no tiene tiempo
>para aprender inglés, léase esto, lo puede salvar en
>un momento de
>necesidad:
>Si quiere una COCACOLA diga GUIMI A COUC.
>Si quiere un café y una dona diga COFI AN DONOT.
>Si quiere unos huevos con jamón diga JAM AN EGS.
>Si se agarra un dedo con la puerta del Taxi diga FOC.
>Si algo le parece muy costoso diga FOC.
>Si se cae en el metro diga FOC.
>Si lo asaltan en el Bronx diga FOC.
>Si se encuentra con una mujer de esas de película diga
>UARA FOC!.
>Si alguien le grita algo que contenga FOC responda
>FOQUIU TU.
>Si pierde el pasaporte, detenga un policía y diga AI
>LOST MAI FOQUIN
>PEIPERS.
>Si se pierde en la ciudad, grite AI AM FOQUIN LOST.
>Cuando se refiera a un tercero diga DE FOQUIN GAI
>OVEDEAR.
>Si quiere acostarse con una morenota dígale AI UANA
>FOC WIT YU.
>Si quiere acostarse con una rubia dígale JELOU, CAN AI
>FOQUIU?.
>Si no sabe donde tomar un Taxi diga JAU YU GUET A
>FOQUIN CAB?.
>Si esta muy enojado no diga REFOC, solo diga FOC
>varias veces.
>Si le quieren tomar el pelo pregunte ARYU FOQUIN WIZ
>MI?.
>Y si estas instrucciones no le sirven de mucho...."Uat
>da foc YU uant?"
>
> Para ser distribuido gratis

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