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Subject: chiste

Author:
Cosmos

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Date Posted: 13:29:04 06/23/04 Wed

IDENTIDAD
>> > > >
>> > > >Llega Joaquin Lavin a cambiar un cheque al banco, y al
>> > > >momento de hacer el
>> > > >tramite, el cajero le pide su identificaci�n, a lo que,
>> > > >luego de revisar sus
>> > > >bolsillos, lavin responde:
>> > > >
>> > > >- La verdad es que no la tengo, pero no creo que sea
>> > > >necesario, yo soy
>> > > >Joaquin Lavin, alcalde de Santiago, todo el mundo lo
>> > > >sabe....
>> > > >
>> > > >- Se�or, necesito su carn�, si no, no podemos hacer la
>> > > >operaci�n, son
>> > > >politicas del banco.
>> > > >
>> > > >- pero no la tengo, la olvid�, que podemos hacer?
>> > > >
>> > > >- A ver.....la semana pasada vino el Condor Rojas con el
>> > > >mismo problema, y
>> > > >para comprobar su identidad trajimos unas pelotas y un
>> > > >arco, le tiramos unos
>> > > >penales y los ataj�....y el viernes vino Martin Vargas,
>> > > >tambien sin el
>> > > >carn�, asi que sali� a la calle a pelear con unos vagos y
>> > > >los dej�
>> > > >O K....que puede hacer usted se�or para comprobar su
>> > > >identidad?
>> > > >
>> > > >- Uy...no se....se me ocurren puras huevadas......
>> > > >
>> > > >- SE�OR ALCALDE, BILLETES GRANDES O BILLETES CHICOS?

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