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Date Posted: 12:17:01 03/11/02 Mon
Author: Slayer877
Author Host/IP: webcacheB03a.cache.pol.co.uk / 195.92.168.165
Subject: No they can use it better
In reply to: Karn_Evil_9 's message, "could your friend spell and use punctuation as well as you can?" on 07:38:01 03/10/02 Sun

>>>This conversation between karn and me is a few months
>>>old, and I just noticed the other day that I saved it
>>>onto my hard drive. The game we were talking about
>is
>>>Fallout 2, which I made a copy of and mailed to him
>>>for Christmas. Enjoy.
>>>
>>>SomeGuy52: if I come online tomorrow night and you
>>>still haven't played it, I'm going to have to ask you
>>>to return it
>>>SomeGuy52: unless there was a death in the family or
>>>something
>>>bloody stitchez: i refuse to return it!
>>>SomeGuy52: if you haven't played it by tomorrow, then
>>>you don't deserve it
>>>bloody stitchez: i deserve it more then anybody!
>>>SomeGuy52: I've been hyping it for months and you've
>>>owned it for two days
>>>SomeGuy52: if you really deserved it, you'd have
>>>played a couple hours of it by now
>>>bloody stitchez: it just so happens that i got it
>when
>>>i got three other new games, too!
>>>SomeGuy52: three new games that aren't as good
>>>bloody stitchez: well i dont know that!
>>>SomeGuy52: well, I do and I've said it many times
>>>bloody stitchez: i'll judge for myself when i get
>>>around to it.
>>>SomeGuy52: you'll get around to it before tomorrow
>>>night or you will return it
>>>bloody stitchez: you cant make me
>>>SomeGuy52: I'll get a rent-a-thug to beat it out of
>>>your possession
>>>bloody stitchez: i'm not afraid of your rent-o-thugs!
>>>SomeGuy52: you will be!
>>>SomeGuy52: unless you play the game
>>>bloody stitchez: i'll play it when i'm damn well
>ready
>>>to!
>>>bloody stitchez: and even if i sent it back to you,
>>>its already installed on my computer, so it wouldnt
>>>matter!
>>>SomeGuy52: as long as that's before tomorrow night,
>no
>>>problem
>>>SomeGuy52: I'd have the rent-a-thug delete it
>>>bloody stitchez: i'd just turn off the machine!
>>>bloody stitchez: he wouldnt be able to figure out how
>>>to turn it back on!
>>>SomeGuy52: he knows how to push the power button!
>>>bloody stitchez: i'll bet he doesnt!
>>>SomeGuy52: my rent-a-thugs aren't stupid
>>>bloody stitchez: i'd flip the lil switch on the back
>>>off, too!
>>>SomeGuy52: even if he couldn't figure it out, it
>would
>>>just be worse for you, anyway
>>>SomeGuy52: he'd just bust it up with his axe
>>>bloody stitchez: no.
>>>SomeGuy52: yes
>>>SomeGuy52: then you'd have no computer at all
>>>bloody stitchez: i'd shoot your thug with my gun.
>>>SomeGuy52: he has a bullet proof suit
>>>bloody stitchez: no he doesnt. not on his fat head,
>he
>>>doesnt!
>>>SomeGuy52: the suit comes with a helmet
>>>SomeGuy52: kind of like those helmets that welders
>>wear
>>>SomeGuy52: except his is bullet proof
>>>bloody stitchez: i'd gas him, then shoot him.
>>>SomeGuy52: then I'd hire a ninja the next time!
>>>SomeGuy52: that'd show you
>>>bloody stitchez: i'd just gas him, too.
>>>SomeGuy52: he's all sneaky-like
>>>bloody stitchez: i'd wear a gas mask and just have
>gas
>>>constantly occurring in my room.
>>>SomeGuy52: you wouldn't know he's there until your cd
>>>was gone
>>>SomeGuy52: well, then I'd hire a gas mask wearing
>>>ninja the next time
>>>bloody stitchez: but i'd probalby notice him playing
>>>at my compute trying to delete it!
>>>SomeGuy52: no
>>>SomeGuy52: he's all with the sneakiness
>>>bloody stitchez: i'd just shoot your ninja
>>>bloody stitchez: bullets are faster then ninjas
>>>SomeGuy52: you can't shoot someone who you don't know
>>>is there
>>>bloody stitchez: how sneaky can you be sitting at a
>>>desk in front of a computer?
>>>SomeGuy52: maybe he'll use infrared goggles!
>>>SomeGuy52: ha!
>>>bloody stitchez: but... i'd still see him there!
>>>SomeGuy52: not if he has infrared goggles
>>>bloody stitchez: that doesnt make any damn sense!
>>>bloody stitchez: just cuz he's wearing goggles doesnt
>>>make him invisible!
>>>SomeGuy52: so?
>>>bloody stitchez: so i could see him!
>>>SomeGuy52: maybe I'll have him wear red and then
>>>stealthily put the goggles on YOUR head
>>>SomeGuy52: bam! I'm the greatest planner ever
>>>bloody stitchez: i'd notice a red freak running
>around
>>>my room!
>>>SomeGuy52: not if you have infrared goggles on!
>>>SomeGuy52: then he'd be as invisible as pie!
>>>bloody stitchez: but pie isnt invisible at all!!
>>>SomeGuy52: oh yes it is
>>>bloody stitchez: and i'd see him BEFORE he put the
>>>goggles on!
>>>SomeGuy52: not if he did it all stealthily!
>>>bloody stitchez: in a red outfit, it'd be hard to
>>>maneuver stealthily in my room!
>>>bloody stitchez: he wouldnt blend at all!
>>>SomeGuy52: he's a ninja. Ninjas are good with the
>>>stealth
>>>bloody stitchez: he'd have to come in wearing black,
>>>slip the goggles on, then change into red!
>>>bloody stitchez: but i'd STILL see him in the black
>>>before he put the goggles on!
>>>SomeGuy52: no you wouldn't!
>>>bloody stitchez: yes i would!
>>>SomeGuy52: nope
>>>bloody stitchez: to use your analogy, your crap-assed
>>>ninjas are about as stealthy as pie!
>>>SomeGuy52: he's stealthy! He can blend in with
>>>anything!
>>>SomeGuy52: right
>>>bloody stitchez: which is NOT stealthy in the least!
>>>SomeGuy52: yes it is
>>>SomeGuy52: when was the last time you saw a pie
>>>sneaking around your house?
>>>bloody stitchez: pie is NOT stealthy.
>>>SomeGuy52: the answer is never because they are very
>>>stealthy
>>>bloody stitchez: pie doesnt have the capability to
>>>sneak!
>>>bloody stitchez: its pie!
>>>SomeGuy52: it does, too!
>>>bloody stitchez: how in the hell does pie sneak?!
>>>SomeGuy52: I can't say yet because I have yet to
>catch
>>>one in the act
>>>SomeGuy52: they're so stealthy that even I don't
>>>notice it
>>>bloody stitchez: i dont think you ever will. because
>>>pie does not sneak.
>>>SomeGuy52: they do, too!
>>>bloody stitchez: what purpose does pie have for
>>>snekaing around?!
>>>SomeGuy52: getting information
>>>bloody stitchez: what kind of information does a pie
>>>need?!
>>>bloody stitchez: and if you've never seen one, how do
>>>you know this?!
>>>SomeGuy52: information on what kind of pie those
>>>people like to eat. If the people like the kind of
>>>pie that the particular pie is, it runs away
>>>SomeGuy52: I just know
>>>bloody stitchez: well, they wouldnt need to sneak for
>>>that. if the pie is in the house, there's a good
>>>chance that its there to be eaten. pies are for
>>>eating. not for looking at.
>>>SomeGuy52: it still sneaks around to get information,
>>>though
>>>bloody stitchez: well, waht kind of information?!
>>>SomeGuy52: important information!
>>>bloody stitchez: like what?!
>>>SomeGuy52: like information that is very important
>>>bloody stitchez: such as...? and be specific!
>>>SomeGuy52: like what kind of pie the people like
>>>bloody stitchez: we discussed that already. that
>>>doesnt make any sense. cuz if the pie is in the
>house,
>>>its goign to be eaten, and it knows that.
>>>SomeGuy52: there are a lot of pies that never get
>>eaten
>>>bloody stitchez: most pies do though.
>>>SomeGuy52: because the people were lying about what
>>>kind of pie they like
>>>bloody stitchez: thats crazy!
>>>SomeGuy52: it's true, though
>>>bloody stitchez: you made that last part up!
>>>bloody stitchez: nobody lies about what kind of pie
>>>they like!
>>>SomeGuy52: I did NOT
>>>SomeGuy52: they lie all the time because they know
>the
>>>pie could be listening in
>>>bloody stitchez: cuz if they lie about what kind of
>>>pie they like, they get stuck with disgusting pie
>that
>>>they hate!!!
>>>SomeGuy52: they say they don't like the kind of pie
>>>they actually do
>>>SomeGuy52: then the pie feels safe
>>>bloody stitchez: and dont you think that people
>notice
>>>when their pies are all of a sudden missing cuz the
>>>pie "ran away?"
>>>SomeGuy52: they do wonder about it
>>>SomeGuy52: they notice and try to figure out what
>>>happened
>>>SomeGuy52: the only reason for a missing pie is that
>>>it ran away
>>>bloody stitchez: i have openly admitted what kind of
>>>pies i like in the very presence of those pies then
>>>have come back later to find that the pie was still
>>>there.
>>>SomeGuy52: it was resting up before it was going to
>>>run away
>>>bloody stitchez: that was very stupid of every pie i
>>>have ever eaten then.
>>>bloody stitchez: because i have never had a pie run
>>>away on me!
>>>SomeGuy52: maybe they switched with another pie
>>>bloody stitchez: i dont think so.
>>>SomeGuy52: well, that's probably what they did
>>>bloody stitchez: i think you are wrong. i have taken
>a
>>>piece of a pie then come back and the same piece was
>>>still missing.
>>>bloody stitchez: or do pies lose the ability to run
>>>once a piece has been taken away?
>>>SomeGuy52: after you take a piece, it's dead
>>>SomeGuy52: yes
>>>bloody stitchez: why dont they make a scream of
>terror
>>>when you stick the knife in?
>>>bloody stitchez: why dont they try to defend
>>>themselves?
>>>SomeGuy52: what's wrong with you? They don't have
>>>vocal chords
>>>SomeGuy52: and they don't have arms for defending
>>>themselves
>>>bloody stitchez: but they have legs to run with?
>>>bloody stitchez: and they have emotions?
>>>SomeGuy52: they can't reveal their legs to people
>>>SomeGuy52: it's against the rules
>>>SomeGuy52: and they have emotions
>>>bloody stitchez: why not?!
>>>SomeGuy52: because it's against the rules!
>>>bloody stitchez: that does NOT make any damn sense!
>>>SomeGuy52: it makes tons of sense
>>>bloody stitchez: what rules?!
>>>SomeGuy52: the rules of the pies
>>>bloody stitchez: ...

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