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Date Posted: Friday, October 22, 01:56:52pm
Author: CEM
Author Host/IP: ca01-ch02-bl03.accel.atl.earthlink.net / 207.69.140.32
Subject: During Dassh's college days he had a ball.

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now
class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I
might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or
illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no other
excuses whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his
hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering
from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its
best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored,
the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head, and
sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your
other hand."

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