VoyForums
[ Show ]
Support VoyForums
[ Shrink ]
VoyForums Announcement: Programming and providing support for this service has been a labor of love since 1997. We are one of the few services online who values our users' privacy, and have never sold your information. We have even fought hard to defend your privacy in legal cases; however, we've done it with almost no financial support -- paying out of pocket to continue providing the service. Due to the issues imposed on us by advertisers, we also stopped hosting most ads on the forums many years ago. We hope you appreciate our efforts.

Show your support by donating any amount. (Note: We are still technically a for-profit company, so your contribution is not tax-deductible.) PayPal Acct: Feedback:

Donate to VoyForums (PayPal):

Login ] [ Main index ] [ Post a new message ] [ Search | Check update time ]


[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

Date Posted: 19:01:01 01/12/04 Mon
Author: Miranda
Subject: Top 5 Reasons Why Miranda Is Confused

1) Your explanation for why me and Chloë are a good couple, are you saying we're lesbians, or one of us is a man and we're straight or we're both men and gay. Not that I'm offended/upset by any answer, just, well, confused.

2) Why do Sainsbury's only make their Cheese and Tomato pizza the right size for just one person? All their interesting flavours are too big for me to eat on my own, but normal individual pizzas are too small.

3) Why do people try to sell you dips and flavoured tortillas chips in a special offer? It makes no sense. Surely you either want plain chips so you get the flavour of the tortillas chips or you want flavoured tortilla chips, if you have both you just get a huge intelligible cacophony of conflicting tastes, or one flavour over powers the other and there's no point in having it.

4)Lack of sleep due to exams

5)Because she decided Confused was a better name that Miranda and changed it by deed poll

Ok so I ran out of ideas by 4 & 5 but seeing as I only had one reason to start with I think I did pretty damn well.

Really need to revise but am suffering from a total lack of motivation so I'll probly have some ice cream instead.

Confused, Nottingham

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]


Replies:



Post a message:
This forum requires an account to post.
[ Create Account ]
[ Login ]

Forum timezone: GMT+0
VF Version: 3.00b, ConfDB:
Before posting please read our privacy policy.
VoyForums(tm) is a Free Service from Voyager Info-Systems.
Copyright © 1998-2019 Voyager Info-Systems. All Rights Reserved.