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Dai Sadsac (Grandmaster Taff of the Rhonda)
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Date Posted: 12:43:18 05/05/04 Wed
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Mrs Facer and Milner inc
's message, "Re: THE ULTIMATE FANNIE SITE!" on 01:07:45 11/07/03 Fri
And now, since creating this, the ULTIMATE Fanny site, I, Dai Sadasc, Grandmaster Taff of the Rhonda, at last return to find my prophecy has been fulfilled to the last letter! Be full of sorrowful in the knowledge that to me you did not disappoint.
Children, animals and those who've had the operation, now is the time to reflect. OPEN YOUR MINDS, EARS AND WALLETS!
I'm not calling you liars. I'm merely saying that if you and I were in business together, we'd tell more lies than any two people ever before, and I'd be silent.
You have failed to understand the value of things at Hafan-y-Coed. On a recent visit I noticed in your canteen it said, ""Fish and chips 90p. Children 50p."
What kind of message is that to the world?
Like the Welshman who got a part in a West End play, "The Dai is cast!"
Spiritualists are divided into two types, Spiritual and the wee sly ones. Yet you fail to see that you are twins. Struck by the great resemblances between these two small factions I am forced to observe the following as a mini-parable.
"You must be twins?"
"No we are not."
"Well then, how old are you?"
"Exactly the same age!"
"Then you definitely must be twins."
"No we aren't, we're all that's left of triplets."
So you see my point? Rejoice in your differences. Make them your strengths. Forgive each other. Love one another. Take time to listen to each other's point of view and then if you can't find common ground, use a deserted bog instead to bury the Welsh coal-eating, choir singing, leek chewing, flegm throwing, yakki da oggy oggy oggy oi oi oi sheep-shagger!
In disapointment, here endeth the second lesson.
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