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Date Posted: 08:50:39 03/08/03 Sat
Author: rujane
Subject: Who Runs The Country


This was sent to me by a friend in LA- I thought it was a hoot.
Who Should Run the Country?

The Wall Street Journal is read by the people
who run the country.

* The Washington Post is read by people
who think they run the country.

* The New York Times is read by people
who think they should run the country.

* USA Today is read by people
who think they ought to run the country but don't really
understand the Washington Post. They do, however,
like their statistics shown in pie charts.

* The Los Angeles Times is read by people
who wouldn't mind running the country, if they could
spare the time and if they didn't have to leave LA to do it.

* The Boston Globe is read by people
whose parents used to run the country and
they did a far superior job of it, thank you very much.

* The New York Daily News is read by people
who aren't too sure who's running the country and
don't really care as long as they can get a seat on the train.

* The New York Post is read by people
who don't care who's running the country, as long as they
do something really scandalous, preferably while intoxicated.

* The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people
who aren't sure there is a country or that anyone is running it,
but whoever it is, they oppose all that they stand for. There are
occasional exceptions if the leaders are handicapped minority
feminist atheist dwarfs, who also happen to be illegal aliens
from ANY country or galaxy as long as they are Democrats.

* The Miami Herald is read by people
who are running another country but need the baseball scores.

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