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Subject: I could fix NASCAR before that start of the 2008 season

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Rick

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Date Posted: Monday, October 29, 04:02:29pm

memo to all teams:

1: starting the first day of Speedweeks, there will be four sets of templates used.
Dodge Avenger
Toyota Camry
Chevrolet Impala
Ford Fusion
The manufacturer will supply each team with a set of CURRENT model year templates. Aside from flaps, wings and front air dams, your cars had better match EXACTLY to their street driven cunterpart. If your car does not fit the template the first time thru inspection, you will be fined $250,000. You will then be permitted to

A: load up and go home
or
B: unload your back up car and take it directly from the trailer to inpsection. If it fails inspection you will be fined $1,000,000 and your team will lose 100 driver and 100 owner points

2: Any tire manufacturer is permitted as long as they are submitted to nascar prior to January 1.

3: If at any point during the season your vehicle does not conform to the rules laid down by NASCAR on January 1, the team will be sent home from that race WITHOUT the car. the vehicle and drive train will not be returned to the team under any circumstances.

4: NASCAR will NOT change or update any rules between January 1 2008 and the final race at Homestead.

5: If any driver/crew chief or owner does any whining, they will be sent out behind the infield care center where Dick Trickle will be waiting. On the Wednesday prior to each race, Mr Trickle will have his cigarettes taken away so your whining may not impress him.

Best of luck in 08

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