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Date Posted: 16:13:15 10/08/04 Fri
Author: volt
Author Host/IP: 4.27.250.92
Subject: Martha's Homemade Cider
In reply to: Martha Stewart 's message, "Camp Cupcake" on 15:59:36 10/08/04 Fri


Yes, but with a little inventiveness and that artistic touch, there lots you can do. First, Martha dear, you collect apples and oranges from the Chow Hall, as the rabble calls it, and sneak 'em back (be creative!) to the pad. You'll need to get a plastic bag too--maybe from one of the girls assigned to latrine duty. Ewww!! Make the most of it honey.

Crush up the fruit real good and tuck away in the bag neatly under your bunk. If you can find some sugar (no, not your bunky, sweetie) add that to the crushed-up fruit. In less than one week the fruit will be fermenting; after a week, add some water, and let sit another 2-3 days. It will give your abode a pleasant rustic scent.

Then after 2-3 days, when lights go out, light a little candle with your bunky, and bring out your cider ( real criminals call it pruno, dear). After ingesitng about a quart you will be more than ready for romance....

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