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Date Posted: 14:24:56 10/23/04 Sat
Author: stilltrucking
Author Host/IP: 68.91.89.151
Subject: Richard Pryor
In reply to: in-bed-with reporter 's message, "re: Apocalypse George" on 06:52:16 10/16/04 Sat

I was walking down a street in Cleveland when I heard the voice of god calling me from a dark alley. I did not venture down that alley because it might not have been the voice of god. It might have been a couple of niggers with baseball bats. I been thinking about Lenny Bruce's Thank you masked man. Not enough trouble and war in the world so georgie has to start one so we can say thank you masked man.
>Well sure. Why not? When you're god's own special
>chosen one, the one he hath appointed to lead the
>sheep and fight evildoing, then all things are
>possible, right? If god whispers requests in your
>ear, then you best not keep the big guy waiting,
>right??
>
>
>>(Washington) Insiders say that John Ashcroft is
>>seeking to amend the Bible in order to clarify
>>sections dealing with abortion and homosexuality among
>>others. There is talk of actually adding a new book
>>called The Gospel of George.

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