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Subject: Xanotos the god of death and dying and his godess Erinys


Author:
D.D. Yates
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Date Posted: 12:38:14 11/10/09 Tue

Xanotos the god of death or dying who deals specificaly with souls brought to him by Hermes at the river Styx.

The city of Xanthus and the river Xanthus are named after the god Xanotos.

Celuloid - the film rated R titled

The Godess of Death

Playing the godess of death as herself the Erotic film star Sammie Rhodes


To Sammie Rhodes: I will send to you, care of Jill Kelly Productions, a few business cards with my phone. I will try to follow-up.

yours,
D.D. Yates

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Subject: the Dyke


Author:
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Date Posted: 12:41:08 10/24/09 Sat







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Subject: Horse withe no name


Author:
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Date Posted: 12:40:16 10/24/09 Sat








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Subject: total


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Date Posted: 12:38:54 10/24/09 Sat








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Subject: vanguard safety


Author:
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Date Posted: 12:38:07 10/24/09 Sat







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Subject: Twenty-one


Author:
D.D. Yates
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Date Posted: 12:36:47 10/24/09 Sat

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Subject: What's your twenty


Author:
D.D. Yates
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Date Posted: 17:11:17 10/20/09 Tue


Every entertainer who has played Reno knows there is never more than a few paparazzi waiting to greet them when they arrive in Reno...

Having phobic anxiety is quite serious, paparazzi. Your fear is the contrast in American Indian lore between the Washoe and Paiute Indians. This can be adduced.

Paparazzi, you have to face your phobic anxiety. You need to go to the top of the escalator and look up.

I want my story done. Some would say my inconspicuous versus conspicuous runaway argument is relative. Another argument in consensus is the shock conservatives are going to go through when my story has been drawn out after such a long peroid.

I know you (paparazzi) are not all liberals. Of course not. We need to be kind to eachother about our differences...

In Reno today I have sent to each of the three affiliates seven business cards along with a letter giving them permission to hand them out...to you.

I hope you can see this is in your best interest. Monetarily and socially.

Sincerely,

D.D. Yates

PS There has never been a story from Reno with or without photos with TMZ.

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Subject: (What's Your Twenty) Twenty


Author:
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Date Posted: 16:52:56 10/20/09 Tue









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Subject: Nineteen


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Date Posted: 16:51:41 10/20/09 Tue









Head Games

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Subject: Eighteen


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Date Posted: 16:50:27 10/20/09 Tue









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Subject: Seventeen


Author:
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Date Posted: 16:49:25 10/20/09 Tue









The Sweetest Day

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Subject: Sixteen


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Date Posted: 16:48:08 10/20/09 Tue









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Subject: Fifteen


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Date Posted: 16:46:42 10/20/09 Tue









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Subject: Fourteen


Author:
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Date Posted: 16:45:23 10/20/09 Tue









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Subject: The Jam


Author:
D.D. Yates
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Date Posted: 19:36:04 10/19/09 Mon










The Peanut Butter

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Subject: Noble H. Getchell Poetry Library


Author:
D.D. Yates
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Date Posted: 14:47:27 10/17/09 Sat

Dear Milton Glick Dean of the University of Nevada Reno:

I would hope you could make the old Getchell Library into a poetry library. Where I always went as student here. Now it is vacant and looking like it is slotted for storage.

Sincerely,

D.D. Yates

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Subject: Pepsi


Author:
D.D. Yates (Advertise)
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Date Posted: 14:40:36 10/17/09 Sat

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Subject: To Conservatives


Author:
D.D. Yates (Good luck)
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Date Posted: 13:02:48 10/14/09 Wed

To Reiterate:
(To Conservatives)

I know this is going to sound like I'm stating the obvious, nevertheless, I need to show my concern.

Conservatives and conservative news entities are creating a greater and greater shock the longer this delays. Every year that goes by creates a stronger impact on your constituents who don't know of my Solomonesque story. At the most one-third of all conservatives could know of my story after a decade. When you or the liberal media drops this safe into the basement your conservative listeners, readers, and viewers will hold this lack of trust against yours truly.

D.D. Yates

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Subject: Andre Breton


Author:
D.D. Yates
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Date Posted: 16:31:38 10/01/09 Thu

Marie de France (c.1200)

"French medievil poetess, thought to have been the half sister of Henry II of England. Most of her life seems to have been spent at the English court and her writings had a considerable influence on English writers. She is famous for
her Breton lais, verse-narrative romances full of Celtic atmosphere and often making use of Arthurian materials. Some fifteen of these lais are known, among them that of Sir Launfal..."

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Subject: The Bonnie Hunt Show


Author:
D.D. Yates
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Date Posted: 12:32:16 10/07/09 Wed


Dear Bonnie Hunt,

I want to be specific about why I am in disagreement with the blackout regarding my story. First of all, there was a gain assumed about P. Musharif. That feels true. To go on for another inroad in world affairs is intellectual hubris. The inconspicuous stress put on youth is causing runaways. This matter with P. Musharif would be so idiosyncratic it is ridiculous to assume another relation.

Sincerely,
D.D. Yates

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Subject: k


Author:
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Date Posted: 12:39:31 10/14/09 Wed



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Subject: Dear Dave Letterman


Author:
D.D. Yates
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Date Posted: 15:37:29 10/02/09 Fri

Dear Dave Letterman,

If at any time you dealt with intimidation from anyone at CBS regarding my story you should feel free to talk about me. You have my go ahead. I have always agreed to disagree with this blackout.

Signed,
D.D. Yates

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Subject: Ninth Word


Author:
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Date Posted: 16:43:27 09/24/09 Thu



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Subject: Eighth Word


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Date Posted: 16:42:08 09/24/09 Thu



Paiute

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Subject: Seventh Word


Author:
D.D. Yates
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Date Posted: 16:40:50 09/24/09 Thu



Aphrodite's Nymphs

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Subject: Sixth Word


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Date Posted: 16:39:27 09/24/09 Thu



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Subject: Fith Word


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Date Posted: 16:38:12 09/24/09 Thu



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Subject: Fourth Word


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Date Posted: 16:37:02 09/24/09 Thu



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Subject: Third Word


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Date Posted: 16:35:43 09/24/09 Thu



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Subject: Second Word


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Date Posted: 16:34:47 09/24/09 Thu



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Subject: First Word


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D.D. Yates
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Date Posted: 16:33:29 09/24/09 Thu

Black

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White

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Red

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Subject: Wine for Sylvia Plath


Author:
D.D. Yates
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Date Posted: 16:30:55 09/24/09 Thu

Wine for Sylvia Plath

June seventh two-thousand and eight
the
Grove Winery tasting

I place an ounce glass nearest
the chardonay and nearest the
exit

A glass left behind
A class behind and left

Safe in my Manhattan shrine
Unsafe to walk the line
To find the time
An ounce of wine

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Subject: Settlement in Canada (gdes-311)


Author:
Shahrukh
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Date Posted: 09:34:30 09/16/09 Wed

This sitewill help you get ready to leave your home country and make a new life in Canada. It was written especially for newcomers. It tells you what documents you will need to bring, what to expect in the first few days and weeks, how to find a place to live, get a Social Insurance Number and a healthcare card, and find a job. It also explains what services you can expect to receive from the immigrant-serving organizations across Canada. You will also find useful information about Canada's geography, history, government and way of life, and how to become a Canadian citizen. You can either read this site from cover to cover, or one section at a time, depending on what you need to know. If you have access to the Internet, you can do more research before you leave for Canada by visiting the Web sites listed. A Newcomer's Introduction to Canada was written to give you helpful information for planning ahead, but it is not a detailed guide. When you arrive in Canada, you will be recieved a book called Welcome to Canada: What You Should Know, from the Government of Canada It contains specific information on all the practical aspects of living in Canada. visit: http://settlement_in_canada.sitesled.com/synopsis.htm

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Subject: Dubai Entertainment Online


Author:
Emo Gurl
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Date Posted: 07:55:54 09/12/09 Sat

Its all about 'DUBAI LIFE' like Hotels, Airports , Dining, Malls , Entertainment , Beaches, Play lands and all you want to know about Dubai ....... So must visit. Hope you all enjoy it a lot.


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Subject: delicious food


Author:
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Date Posted: 03:00:24 09/08/09 Tue

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Subject: *****Language Institutes *******


Author:
Uzma
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Date Posted: 04:58:47 09/01/09 Tue

This is an educational site ,which provides loads of
information regarding many world wide spoken languages.
Beside that it gives detailed knowledge of different
language institute at national and international level.
In other relevant links it provides information about
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Latest: Watch great videos


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Subject: Famous Buildings


Author:
HafizAjmal
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Date Posted: 09:44:13 08/25/09 Tue


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Subject: Publius Vergilius Joan Maro


Author:
Damon Havas
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Date Posted: 08:52:29 06/16/09 Tue








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Subject: Leonard's Mixed Tape For Mary


Author:
D.D. Yates (love)
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Date Posted: 08:50:21 06/16/09 Tue

Leonard's Mixed Tape For Mary

(1) Is It A Crime - Sade
(2) Kiss of Life - Sade
(3) No Ordinary Love - Sade
(4) Smooth Operator - Sade
(5) Million Miles Away - Plimsouls
(6) I'll Get Lucky - Plimsouls
(7) Sandlewood - Lisa Loeb

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Subject: Scryling Phobic Distortion


Author:
D.D. yates (multi-phobic-personality Bob Wylie)
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Date Posted: 08:44:43 06/16/09 Tue

Paparrazi

Yellow
yellow
jaun
Blue
blue
cyan
Red
red
roja
Purp
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Subject: Sirens Movie


Author:
D.D. Yates (exciting)
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Date Posted: 08:41:10 06/16/09 Tue

Penny game.

I'm sure IGT has a script.

The cast is right there on the game screen

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Subject: Rebecca Lee Anderson of Denver Colorado


Author:
D.D. Yates (remembrance)
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Date Posted: 08:38:23 06/16/09 Tue

I still remember our trip to F.T. Lauderdale from Reno. Still memorable. Remember Wynona, Mississippi. I wanted to make note so somehow you could get in touch with me.
love, Damon

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Subject: Willy and Me


Author:
D.D. Yates
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Date Posted: 08:31:33 06/16/09 Tue

True Story/grades

There I was sitting there in Willy's light blue VW bug. The car he inherited from Jon. Waiting for him in the U of O parking lot. Waiting for him to get back from arguing for his grade. He finally got back 90 minutes later. He scrounged together a roach. Made it all better.

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Subject: Pristiq


Author:
D.D. Yates
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Date Posted: 15:05:20 06/11/09 Thu


Katie Couric's actor friend who finally made it as a commercial actor. Katie's so proud...

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Subject: Mara Hills


Author:
D.D. Yates (Vivid)
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Date Posted: 15:02:37 06/11/09 Thu

to Chi Chi

A.Silk et B.Love

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Subject: an aside:


Author:
D.D. Yates
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Date Posted: 15:00:21 06/11/09 Thu

Olympic Lifting at 80 Kilos

An aside. I am going to be pushed (by self) into the Olympics. Curling 115lbs. eleven times last night trying to beat my best of a dozen. I have all the power lifting records for my weight (as per). I can curl my lean body weight 150lbs. (as the euphemism goes, 'by any means possible'. ...Pulling the weight off the ground quickly...

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Subject: Washington Post and New York Times


Author:
D.D. Yates
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Date Posted: 14:52:51 06/11/09 Thu

The Motel Life a Novel by Willy Vlautin

"An unapologetic ode to self-defeat....Its charm is unassuming....At times its appeal is irresistable....It's cliche to compare a novel to a story overheard in a bar, but The Motel Life insists on the comparison. Willy Vlautin is the singer-songwriter for Richmond Fontaine, a band based in Portland Oregon. The music he makes is very much likes his writing: mournful, understated, and proudly steeped in menthol smoke and bourbon. Slighter than Carver, less puerile than Bukowski, Vlautin nevertheless manages to lay claim the same bleary-eyed territory, and surprisingly--perhaps even unintentionally--to make it new."

--New York Times Book Review (Editor's Choice)

"The lead singer for Oregon-based Richmond Fontaine delivers a debut road-trip novel that echoes the spare, bleak style of such writers as Denis Johnson and Raymond Carver....The author conveys the pain and desolate lives of his characters without a hint of melodrama....Anyone who enjoys the story will wish that it went on longer."

--Washington Post

Willy, the last time I talked to Sandy, your mom, she said you were in Europe promoting your book solo. I bumped into your book at Sundance on the ninth. I bought the novel yesterday. Way to go, Willy.

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Subject: Attn. Governoir Jim Gibbons and the RSCVA


Author:
D.D. Yates
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Date Posted: 16:47:35 06/08/09 Mon

The Tree Behind the Bus Stop

There are two telephone poles right next to the tree. The tree has grown eight feet since I have lived here. (And there is a stray rose bush from the neighbors)

The poles may need to be moved eventually. The tourism dollar will reimburse the cost twenty times, easily...

It's odd talking this way...Like I am whistling past the graveyard...I just needed to get this out

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Subject: Top Ten Reasons Why the Tabloids Do Everything I Want


Author:
D.D. Yates
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Date Posted: 15:12:06 05/31/09 Sun

The Top Ten Reasons Why The Tabloids Do Everything I Want

10. I finally cashed in my one favor with Simon Baker
9. The full body massage, w/ oil, I gave to Jan Weiner. Empasize with oil.
8. They think Damon Bradley is a close personal friend of mine.
7. They think I'm Damon Bradley
6. They are frightened of the dream Marisa Tomei had of Damon Bradley. And the proof she gave to Gwenyth Paltrow.
5. They are worried that Brad Pitt would lose the illusion he is more attractive to female porn stars. Considering I can suck the veneer off an apothecary table. (A feat of breathing most free divers don't like to try. Breathing through a three milimeter cocktail straw underwater for two hours. In straw out nose. Your standard toothpick is two milimeters in diameter.)
4. Jennifer Aniston may have a conversation with Bob Woodward.
3. Jennifer Aniston may not have a conversation with Bob Woodward.
2. I've tried to explain to them I don't have the authority to revoke their Mastercard credit cards.
1. They're afraid of getting into a staring contest with me. Or, with my trusty second Andy Richter.

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Subject: Mario Lopez is Ultra Man


Author:
D.D. Yates (help)
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Date Posted: 15:53:06 05/26/09 Tue

Mario Lopez is Ultra Man

--It is being talked about all over Hollywood. The last couple of weeks have been all his...

...The other day though? When Mario hugged Tommy Lasorda and grabbed his ass that was a little bit too cheeky.


Brought to you by Peets Coffee

I think I'll go around the corner and get some. They have Peets right here at the UNR Library. Mmm Mmm good!


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Subject: Memorial Day Tree


Author:
D.D. Yates (sad)
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Date Posted: 15:43:59 05/26/09 Tue

The Truckee river's Peckham Rhye

At the end of Riverside drive is a
pine
the last bridge on Riverside drive
over the Truckee
A ninety foot pine outside
my door at the Riverside Drive
apartments
I would open my door to
cement steps and then on
a twenty by thirty
square
small two and a half foot squares
with river stones in cement
Then I would walk south
towards the river
to the next set of steps
down to the sidewalk

The second New Years Day
flood covered the river stone
square
all the way up to the last
step
and left my door mat dry

Two-hundred yards from the bridge
South is Reno High School.
Where Willy, Jon and
myself went to school.



(My previous apartment. Until a small fire on the second floor in 2001)

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Subject: The Roxy


Author:
D.D. Yates
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Date Posted: 15:32:54 05/26/09 Tue

The Roxy

She must be out there
she must be there
she must be

Where in ten days she
will be twenty-seven

I take the fifth on her
birthday June fifth

Today she is twenty-six
but in days she'll be twenty-seven

I would have met her at the
Roxy in L.A. but its closed

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Subject: Who's Whom and the Presidents Lucidity


Author:
D.D. Yates (Confused)
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Date Posted: 08:40:30 05/18/09 Mon

When the President doesn't understand the *competitive nature of politics concerning me you have to understand we are getting very close to the threshold of 'Not of Sound Mind'.

This is easily understood by this comparison:

All of the Cardinals and Bishops at the Vatican know of only a handful of Senators and Congressmen in the USA. But, all of the Cardinals and Bishops in the Vatican know of intimitely who D.D. Yates is.

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Subject: Cat Calls


Author:
D.D. Yates
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Date Posted: 08:30:52 05/18/09 Mon

Cat Calls

You just put the gum of your lower lip up against the bottom of your front teeth. Then you suck a little. Not too hard. Now your making a cat call.

I guess that's why I've never had a girlfriend...

I decided to go into construction. 'Hey, they make cat calls, they have girlfriends.

The foreman was the only guy who had sympathy for me. Like clock work the guys at the site would beat me up every tuesday...

A pretty girl would walk by and I would make a cat call. It never worked?

PS I've heard about those laser cats. I wouldn't wanna to run into them.

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Subject: El Presidente Barack Obama on Illness


Author:
D.D. Yates
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Date Posted: 08:44:57 05/01/09 Fri

El Presidente on Illness

The worst illness I ever had was the cold I caught in San Francisco

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Subject: President Obama, friends with Hugo Chavez. Your first and last term.


Author:
D.D. Yates
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Date Posted: 08:40:06 05/01/09 Fri

Day 89

Shaking hands, in glee, with Amnesty Internationals biggest killers, Hugo Chavez. A red flag. When someone shakes hands, and is just so ecstatic, with someone who has killed villagers at point blank range...We know what your doing Mr. President. Your not lucid.
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If you decry my exposure is minimal Mr. President understand this one fact and this one comparison. The fact is that there are over twenty-five million visits to my posts (at 250,000 a week). And, that, the poet D.D. Yates is seen in greater distinction in history than Virgil.

I do have a loud voice. Loud enough to depose you Mr. President. Mark Twain doesn't live 'round here 'no more. I live around here.
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Criminalogical Statistics Faulted

Don't be surprised Barack Obama: When the FBI for the first time in its history decides not to endorse an incumbent President.

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Subject: Atlas Stones ... There are certain standards, not assumptions, regarding hand strength...


Author:
D.D. Yates
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Date Posted: 14:43:57 03/22/09 Sun

Atlas Stones

Related to body weight, hand strength, and steroid use there are certain standards within the medical community.

It is my contention that no one weighing less than two-hundred pounds, using steroids, can accomplish ESPN's Strongest Man In The World nail bending hand strength test. The medical community in consensus will agree with my contention.

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Subject: Blue Moon Pizza


Author:
D.D. Yates
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Date Posted: 16:23:46 02/20/09 Fri

Statistical Variant

I am going to stop running my Ads in the Sparks Tribune for the time being. February is a good point in time to stop their run.

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If there is anyone out there who wants to sponsor me...You can try and contact Oprah and/or her Producers. (I have still not been contacted by them yet.)

Because of the historical significance of being a Historical Martial Artist I tried to put every effort forth to help others get involved.

I have a half-million dollar cap on all sponsors moneys total.

*Copies of my ads can be found right here on Write What You Want. ...from Ad...(Strongest Martial Arts Hand Strength Comparison in the History of Martial Arts. ...

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Subject: Boys Town Nat'l Hotline


Author:
D.D. Yates
[Edit]

Date Posted: 16:46:09 01/06/09 Tue

Boys Town Nat'l Hotline

1-800-448-3000

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Subject: I love you Oprah


Author:
D.D. Yates (confused)
[Edit]

Date Posted: 16:43:45 01/06/09 Tue

Oprah, I am sending you back your check for fifty-seven thou.

Because, I can't cash an imaginary check, Ope-ruh.

That is why I am sending you back your check - which doesen't exist - to your white castle in Chicago. Where you eat all the little hamburgers you want.

I could really use the sponsor money right now. Because, Ope-ruh I don't have one yet. A sponsor that is. I hope you lose all that weight Oprah. You can't eat all those white castle hamburgers, Oprah.

Could you please send a real check that isn't imaginary. One that actually exists. I love you Oprah. We all want you to lose the weight.

----------------
This was written by Jahmahl, a friend of D.D. Yates. That's Jahmahl with an "H". I plan to give Jahmahl - with an "H" - seventy-five dollars. It is payment for my carpets he cleaned. (Actually I don't care how clean they are. I just want them back. ...you see, Jahmahl - with an "H" - took all of my carpets out of my apartment to clean them. So he could do a "thorough job".

Also, Jahmahl is a close personal friend of Eddie Thundercloud.

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Subject: Eva


Author:
D.D. Yates
[Edit]

Date Posted: 14:15:34 12/07/08 Sun

I know this is a big day for you Eva. Don't worry. Tony's game won't fall off because your so controlling.

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Subject: Pleiades film production


Author:
D.D. Yates
[Edit]

Date Posted: 14:13:30 12/07/08 Sun

Pleiades
film title

M. Le Blanc - Spartan kidnapped
Heather Grahm - Spartan wife

John Heard - Spartan kidnapped
Gary Oldham - Spartan Leutenant

Heidi Klum - Seven Sisters of the Pleiades
Shakira - Her assistant

Mariete Hartley - Shaperon of the Seven Sisters of the Pleiades
---------------------------------------
I need ..
An Exec. Producer and a few other producers.
A Director.
And, an Adapted Screen Play
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It's possible I have matched the creative concept in the prescience of/by the casting (of) Lost In Space.
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I am not currently a member of the Motion Pictures Academy of Producers. Because, I am not willing to kiss Warren Beauty's ass.
____________________________________________________________

On onother note project:
I would like to have Erica McCormick, from Will & Grace, to direct the sequel to "My Beautiful Laundrette".

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Subject: Casino Form Letter - Seventeen Million Visits


Author:
D.D. Yates
[Edit]

Date Posted: 13:57:25 12/07/08 Sun

Damon D. Havas
xxxx zzzzz Street
Reno, NV 89501

To: Prospective Sponsor
Northern Nevada Area
From: Historical Martial Artist
Damon D. Havas (D.D. Yates-pen name)

Hello, I'm writing your business with an opportunity to enrich your business and the community in the sponsoring a Historical Martial Artist. I am asking for a $100.oo or more for your sponsor. In return you will get your business name, w/ the amount sponsored, on one of two plaques of one-hundred and fifty. One, will end up (because of the historical significance) in City Hall, Reno and the other in a hall of the State Assembly.

I never asked for an article from the newspaper, except in an ad I put in the classifieds. (The ad didn't have the historical martial artist comparison, although). I don't fault the communities lack of support. And, you shouldn't as well. In contrast: I like the slow inconspicuous look of ... just my strong ad.

(My ads, enclosed on back, are currently running every four weeks. These ads have had the Historical Martial Artist comparison running in the ads since November of 2007. Also, my expected income of 200 Million dollars over five years.)

Supporting the community. Promoting your business.

That is why I am asking for your support on this plaque sponsoring. This is a 100% return sponsoring. My ad is easily understood with the backing of the Sparks Tribune and the Reno Gazette-Journal. With a 200 million dollar estimate (over five years) these two large newspapers of Northern Nevada have shown their full confidence in me. (100% return of sponsored money).

Feel obliged to sponsor me for more than $100.oo. It will serve your business in the extreme long run. The two plaques
of 150 will end up/find their way (because of the historical significance) into City Hall and the State Assembly Halls. Governor Gibbons, an acquaintance of myself and my sister, would show his support.
(Standing behind me on this endeavor is the Sparks Tribune. Reference in another ad, on back, to raise funds.)

There is a self-addressed envelope with my mailing address. Make your check out to the historical athlete, myself, Damon D. Havas. I will send you back your receipt through the mail. Also, I will tell you what sponsor you are one through three-hundred.

Contrasting look:
I am very 21st century looking in my fine artist and poet looks, also...On the internet with currently seventeen million visits. Voyforums.com ... Search D.D. Yates

Thank you. And I hope you take the opportunity to invest in your business and the community.

Damon D. Havas (D.D. Yates - pen name)

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Subject: poetry contest!


Author:
A
[Edit]

Date Posted: 15:06:18 11/25/08 Tue

gabfestt
poetryfestt

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Subject: New Ad Headline Sparks Tribune


Author:
D.D. Yates
[Edit]

Date Posted: 16:16:17 10/15/08 Wed

HISTORICAL MARTIAL ARTIST
SEKKING AGENT/REPRESENTATION

Comparison to ESPN's Strongest
Man In the World Competition
nail bendiing test. Ads for show
in RGJ and Sparks Tribune. I
weigh 170lbs. (Strongest Martial
Arts Hand Strength Comparison
in the History of Martial Arts.
Can Do Finger-tip Push-ups As
Fast As Standard 20+. Can also
Do Palms To Heaven Push-ups
60+ in less than 60 seconds.)
(XYZ-XYZ-XYZZ)

(First Ran - October 7, 2008 through October 13, 2008 -- Columbus Day:)
...Will continue to run every four weeks until signed with agency

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Subject: "Blue Lion" for Dennis Quaid


Author:
D.D. Yates (happy)
[Edit]

Date Posted: 13:57:56 11/16/08 Sun

"Blue Lion"

It was the end of the Summer 1996. I had just mailed off my letter and poems to the papacy and the Vatican. My mother told me her sisters wanted to invite me to a Siddha Yoga retreat in Pasedena.

I thought it would be a good way to make up my incomplete in my Sociology of Religion class. I really felt like going back to school and finishing. And, maybe, since she (the guru of SY) one of the most esteemed non-political leaders on the planet...I thought I may have the chance to give her the poem and anthology I sent to the Vatican.

I said, 'yeah, sure, why not, mom.'

Did I call it a retreat? Well, its called an intensive. The whole matter lasted a couple of days. What it was was that I was wearing this blue turtle neck. And she (Gurumayi) was talking about a blue lion motif or metaphor. I was walking by Dennis Quaid in the concessions area of the theater. He said, "My Blue Lion." Really mouthing it. I then responded with a trumpet players elephant sound.

('Oh, I did have a chance to give (or get to her) personaly the poem and anthology I just sent to the Vatican....Subsequently, making my observations subjective. I still haven't gone back to the university.)

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Subject: Acouasm for Bruce Willis


Author:
D.D. Yates
[Edit]

Date Posted: 13:23:47 11/01/08 Sat

Acouasm for Bruce Willis

Something to remember me by...And I give that survivalist train whistle blow into my hands. Whilst' Bruce Willis trys to entertain everyone at the now defunked Planet Hollywood in Reno. A nice night in Reno.

acouasm n Psychiatry. a nonverbal auditory halucination, as a ringing or hissing. Also, acouasm, acouasma. (
The way we all (Paris Hilton) talk about alcohol amnesiac episodes. These are just inversion halucinations by definition. I have been inebriated a few times in my life. But, to admit you have had a blackout is saying (Paris Hilton) more than quite a bit. Persons who have blackouts do experience acouasm when drunk.

-------------------------------------------------------

On the 15th there will be another anonymous (By D.D. Yates) interlude found w/ Dennis Quaid.

Subj. Dennis Quaid and the jewel of India Gurumayi Childvilasnanda

(James Richardson Phd. Sociology of Religiond Professor. Who is he? And why was I a student in his class)

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Subject: TMZ


Author:
D.D. Yates
[Edit]

Date Posted: 13:05:29 11/01/08 Sat

TMZ

Territorial Demilitarized Zone

Janes Encyclopedia of Military Terms

-Like Guantanomo Bay-

L.A. isn't a TMZ Harvely?...

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Subject: Maya Hills


Author:
D.D. Yates
[Edit]

Date Posted: 13:02:28 11/01/08 Sat

page 18
Houses, Streets, letters, and Aids
(first stanza)

Waiting for the leering heart
To show the height of love is
Farther from conscious-detached
Limits of Mara Hills.

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Subject: RNC Chairman Frank Farehnkopf


Author:
D.D. Yates
[Edit]

Date Posted: 12:43:48 11/01/08 Sat

RNC Chairman Frank Farehnkopf

Ronald Reagan's and George Bush's good friend RNC Chairman, Frank Farehnkopf. My dad's best friend in college.

President of Young Democrats of Nevada in college. My dad.

Frank understands why I won't talk to my dad. He probably agrees with me. This situation is really foul!

Hi Leslie:)

Side note: I am tentatively planning to move to Las Vegas in two weeks

And on another note: Remember Big Blue Marble pen pals on PBS. True story. Jen Aniston and myself were pen pals at eleven twelve.

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Subject: Sports Agencies


Author:
D.D. Yates (happy)
[Edit]

Date Posted: 16:01:51 10/15/08 Wed

The Lions Don't See Me

To IMG and Proserv Agencies:

Would you please understand my motivations. The 200 Million dollar contract I am asking for is at your end not mine.

I am at first note an artist that has wrought into place the Alexandrian principle. A fantasy the Art World never thought (of) as true. Maybe, in passing, at a museum gala they'd exchange comments of 'what if' in medicine this subject were found.

The unsolicited response from one of the worlds largest publishers of a non-fiction (Informal)* synopsis to the subject of physiology/kinesiology.

*stated as informal

I am a quasi-billion dollar artist, with what, fine artist talent I have honed. (I have a history, pecuniary although, of this...).

So, whatever contract gives you a reasonable contrast is what I want. Money is not the issue with me. That has to be obvious. An interim contract would be good in light of the patience needed with the social sciences and their needs around my subject.

-----------------------------------------------------------
Paper lion

Boise Idaho's highest year to date crime rate matches Reno Nevada's lowest year to date crime rate over the last decade.

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Subject: CBS News This Morning


Author:
D.D. Yates
[Edit]

Date Posted: 15:45:07 10/15/08 Wed

No Crosswalk

P. Max hits someone in a crosswalk. He is a fault. He calls CBS This Morning as a character witness.

As an office of the court CBS This Morning is in violation of Constitutional Law.

They are currently in violation of Constitutional Law because of this previous possibility.

written by D.D. Yates

Merry Christmas Maximillion:(

To call CBS News locally - (775)-322-6016

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Subject: Politico.com


Author:
F.A.O. Swartz
[Edit]

Date Posted: 11:16:49 10/01/08 Wed

Eros et Veritas

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Subject: Dr. Drew Pinski


Author:
F.A.O. Swartz (sad)
[Edit]

Date Posted: 11:14:23 10/01/08 Wed

The New York Board of Medical Examiners could give you a warning for being an individual doctor objecting to the Heath Ledger autopsy.

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Subject: Fiscal sister


Author:
D.D. Yates
[Edit]

Date Posted: 11:11:16 10/01/08 Wed

To my sisters friends at her place of employ:

The reason why my sister hasn't sponsored me even a few thousand dollars isn't that she is a Republican. It's that she must have High Anxiety towards the Iraq war.

...Or, she is a Fes Parker Democrat.

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Subject: Flatware


Author:
D.D. Yates
[Edit]

Date Posted: 11:06:57 10/01/08 Wed

Flatware

Twelve million hits on a thirteen dollars and ninety-five cent flatware set with eight sets sold.

This twenty-five million visit curve of less than confident believability will soon churn the other way.

And here is why:

You can call the Sparks Tribune or the Reno Gazette-Journal!

Here are their phones -
RGJ - 775-788-6397
Sparks Tribune - 775-358-8061

------------------------------------------------------------

Attn. Paparazzi:
From D.D. Yates
I know your the guys who booed the guys who didn't boo Michael Moore. C'mon. I know your patriotic and all...This crime rate influence is quite indirect.

To prove it's me. Jon Vlautin's High School Football coach and mine was called the 'Scat Man'

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Subject: The Holy See and the School of Journalism


Author:
D.D. Yates
[Edit]

Date Posted: 10:51:53 10/01/08 Wed

To The Holy See:

1. Classical Reasoning -- Ad Herculean dictum
a. The World-wide media -- liberal
b. The consensus of their dim reasoning -- Politics
c. *Statitical Anthropology -- U.S. Elections '04

2. Subject of the Ad Herculean dictum.
a. 1988 -- Steel Security Door at large County Hospital
(1.) Severe anxiety from cotisal treatment w/ SLE diagnosis. Alcohol and Substance abuse rehab wing. (Time-out room).
b. Window in door at 1350 psi. (est.)
c.Steel-reinforced glass that a .38 caliber bullet half the time breaks through

3. Catch twenty-two
a. Pathos w/ the first construction puts my affirmations on the defensive
(1.) Could not put the integrity of my affirmations on the defensive in a play for my elected liberals
b. The world-wide media (not willing) to give up the possible short term loss (due to the pathos) over the long term confidence in a liberal Blakean poet.

4. Turned my my back completely on Historical Feat of strength. '89
a. In 1995 (NEH award Nomination - poetry) my convictions prove the Ad Herculean Dictum
b.Assuming motives of egomania at this point assumes a Ghanges Khan personality
(1.) To pawn this subject of egomania off to the Vatican is an assumption; that by, sitting on the story the media assumes the Vatican will be embarrassed by history in their confidence.

concluding thoughts:

-- The Media as Cicero's audience --

the school of Journalism is severely in a deficit intellectually

PBS and the BBC would be seen as witnesses to History

signed
D.D. Yates

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Subject: My fiscal welfare


Author:
D.D. Yates (sad)
[Edit]

Date Posted: 19:35:06 09/21/08 Sun

My fiscal welfare

I am currently waiting on sponsors from casinos in the Northern Nevada area. I could go businesses one at a time asking for 100% payback sponsors...Maybe, at a latter date.

I am also part-time employed at the Home Depot. (Part-time because of my Systemic condition in that of SLE.)

I work with this other world class athlete. True story. He's a biathlete. Ya know, the Winter Olympics. Where, they shoot at crap and cross-country ski. Yeah. He's really good too. If it weren't for his lazy eye he would be so much better. Man, does he have a temper...This one time in the copper pipe section...'Well, let me leave that one for another date...Suffice to say things are going freakin' great.

Live long and prosper,

D.D. Yates

Postscript
Twenty-five million to zero:
No one has yet to call me - from my ad - with a message saying, 'Yeah, I'll sponsor you for forty-five thousand dollars. I will meet you at the Reserve inside the GSR. Where, I'll have a check for you. I'm going to stay in town for a couple of days. So, when you cash it give me a call and we'll go to dinner.'

This doesen't happen. And it doesn't look like its going to happen...

(I think Ralph Lauren called though):)

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Subject: Ashton Moore's Autograph


Author:
D.D. Yates
[Edit]

Date Posted: 15:22:40 09/15/08 Mon

Ashton Moore's Autograph

AM - This does not make any sense how this all happened?
PS - What do you mean, Ashton?
AM - What we were talking about. That poet.
PS - 'Oh yeah. No ones ever met him.
AM - It's that restaurant and that barmaid.
PS - 'Oh yeah. Dolce and Demi Moore.
AM - Demi Moore isn't a barmaid.
PS - What's this about. Your fantasy 'bout being Ashton and Demi's French maid.
AM - You make no sense.
PS - Ok. That Kung Fu poet met Sarah Marshal Artist at that exclusive wine bar. Somehow Ashton and Demi's restaurant was involved.
AM - Yes. Somehow there is this legend that developed around Oscar Wilde's play "An Ideal Husband".
PS - Somehow. You mean, like Hyapatia Lee.
AM - Your Stupid.
PS - Okee dokee, then. You think he is thinking about what your thinking about?
AM - Ashton Kutcher?
PS - Who else.

AM - How these things happen don't make any sense.
PS - Don't it.
AM - Fine
PS - Fine
AM - Are you going to listen to me?
PS - Fine
AM - These coincidences don't make any sense.
PS - Madison Ave. will just sell product over the whole shebang.
AM - Yeah.
PS - Maybe you should call up one of those advertising firms and sell Turtle Wax.
AM - Fine
PS - Fine

-----------------------------------------------------------

Stuff I found out...

Liv Wylder - is not related to Gene
Dru Berrymore - speaks fluent German
Ashley Blue - still has my Crayola knit little girl gloves

Chatsworth, Ca - has an invisible energy-force-field dome around it...Not allowing any pornstars to leave.

Ali Saleem - still wears a dress doing the news in Pakistan

The View - is being sued by the Bram Stoker people for using their iconography "V" in the show name

9/15/08
3:21 PM

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Subject: Open Letter to Senator John McCain


Author:
D.D. Yates
[Edit]

Date Posted: 17:22:57 09/04/08 Thu

An Open Letter to

John McCain and his campaign:

First off lets state where my story lays in history. The understanding that I have proof of my Visionesque Blakean dreams and Blakean vision makes my story one of the most significant stories from the modern world. Some would say the most significant.

The atmosphere the media has created by sitting on my story has moved P. Musharef out of his military dress and then to resign. Why is this so? He understands the recount of D.D. Yates' story as surreal and fashioned by the west. A delusive corner he cannot admit. (A majority of the worldwide media will agree with this extrapolation)

...
And when I stand on the left with the worlds largest publisher; on the subject of a photographer who they still publish. Until the deceased photographer is indicted, and his works sequestered, I will stand by this publisher on their judgment.

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Subject: Archival posts of D.D. Yates


Author:
D.D. Yates
[Edit]

Date Posted: 15:24:26 07/25/08 Fri

archival letters of
Hotels Reno
w/ "Historical Martial Artist" salutation
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Eldorado Hotel Casino
345 N. Virginia Street
Reno, NV 89501


July 16, 2008

Historical Martial Artist
Attn: Damon Havas
----- ------- ----
Reno, NV 89501


Dear Mr. Havas,

Thank you for your donation request letter. The Eldorado Hotel Casino has been committed to assisting members of our community and organizations such as yours for the past thirty years.

On behalf of the Eldorado's Donation Request Committee, we regret to inform you that we are unable to assist your organization at this time. The Eldorado receives hundreds of requests for sponsorships and contributions for a variety of causes. As much as we'd like to donate to all of the people who make such requests, we are not able to do so.

Please consider the Eldorado for future requests. We wish you and your organization much sucess in your endeavors.

Sincerely,

Charitable Request Committee

Charitable Request Committee
Eldorado Hotel Casino
...........................................................

John's Ascuaga's Nugget
1100 Nugget Avenue
Sparks, NV 21152

July 15, 2008

Damon Havas
----- ----- ----
Reno, NV 89501

Dear Mr. Havas:

We wish to thank you for taking the time to write John Ascuaga's Nugget requesting for sponsorship as a Historical Martial Artist.

Unfortunately, due to the number of community support programs in which we are currently involved, and the high volume of donation and sponsorship requests that we receive and are committed to, we will be unable to participate.

We hope that you are successful in reaching your goals!

Sincerely,
.............
----- ---- -------
------- ------ ------
...........................................................

SIENA Hotel Spa Casino
One South Lake Street
Reno, NV 89501

July 15, 2008

Damon Havas
---- --- -------
Reno, NV 89501

Dear Mr. Havas,

In regards to your request for a donation, I regret to inform you that we are unable to provide a donation to the Historical Martial Artist event at this time. We do, however, appreciate your interest in the Siena. If in the future, we can be of assistance in providing a donation, we would be happy to help.

We wish you success with your fundraiser.

Best wishes,
..............
----- ------
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...........................................................

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Subject: Wait For The Willow Summer


Author:
D. D. Yates (And bring you from a wilde Kate to a Kate)
[Edit]

Date Posted: 12:05:16 03/28/07 Wed

To Jenna Anasazi

The Peloponnesian War is almost over
remaing alone and protected by Athena

Also, the politics of Mesopotamia and
the Ilia which I am writing

My sister and I speak in gestures; still,
nothing has been said and everything
communicated

Katherine caused Audrey

...........................................

The Dalai Lama won't let Richard Gere swim at Tahoe

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Subject: Global Warming


Author:
Damon D. Havas (The Big Chill)
[Edit]

Date Posted: 12:19:23 03/28/07 Wed

The Accordion Effect

The convection draw(n) from the antarctic region through the Pacific Ocean chunnel to the arctic region. Slamming into the cold mass of the arctic and one from the Atlantic chunnel, then pushing cold into the citrus regions of California.

The somewhat melting of the Antarctica acquafors and the ice in the underground streams and tributaries causing a convection draw. Either, the acquafors will fill up the next spring and summers creating a Kelvin battery; or, the underground streams and tributaries will collapse.

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Subject: HOW TO HACK A YAHOO,AOL,HOTMAIL PASSWORD


Author:
RITZ
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Date Posted: 02:48:13 06/03/06 Sat

Is my spouse cheating on me? How many times have married couples pondered on this simple yet profound question? A question that can make or break a marriage? I'm sure at one point or another in the years of being married, this question has crossed the minds of married couples; more so if the couples are going thru a rough patch.




During difficult times, a minor misunderstanding can be blown out of proportion.

http://www,cyber-investigation.com

Can help you gain access to your spouse's email account secretly to reveal all the unanswered doubts of yours.

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Subject: Love Online


Author:
Jenny
[Edit]

Date Posted: 03:31:45 04/10/04 Sat

I found this good website where you can meet men and women online at Love Online

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Subject: Cheap Adult & Japan AV VCDs @ US$3 (Cheapvcd.net)


Author:
No name
[Edit]

Date Posted: 22:19:31 11/08/04 Mon

www.Cheapvcd.net offers the Cheapest Adults, Porn and Uncensored Japanese AV VCDs
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Subject: Need Money?


Author:
dism
[Edit]

Date Posted: 15:53:43 10/03/04 Sun

A while back, I was browsing these newsgroups, just like you are now,
and came across an article similar to this that said you could make
thousands of CASH within weeks with only an initial investment of
$6.00 plus stamps! So I thought, "Yeah, right, this must be a scam!"
But like most of us I was curious and kept reading. It said that if
you send $1.00 to each of the 6 names and addresses listed in the
article, you could make thousands in a very short period of time. You
then place your own name and address at the bottom of the list at #6,
and post the article to at least 300 newsgroups. (There are about
32,000 of them out there and that's quite a large market pool). No
catch, that was it. Even though the investment was a measly $6, I had
three questions that needed to be answered before I could get involved
in this sort of thing.

1. IS THIS REALLY LEGAL?
I called a lawyer first. The lawyer was a little sceptical that I
would actually make any CASH but he said it WAS LEGAL if I wanted to
try it. I told him it sounded a lot like a chain letter but the
details of the system (SEE BELOW) actually made it a legitimate legal
business.

2. IS OK WITH THE POST OFFICE OR IS IT MAIL FRAUD?
I called them: 1_800_725_2161 and they confirmed THIS IS ABSOLUTELY
LEGAL! (See 18, h sections1302 NS 1341 of Postal Lottery Laws). This
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3. IS IT RIGHT?
Well, everyone who sends me a buck has a good chance of getting A LOT
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So, having these questions answered, I invested EXACTLY $7.92 ... six
$1.00 bills and six 32 cent postage stamps ... and boy am I glad I
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over $10,000.00 and it was still growing. This is now my fourth week
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..... It's certainly worth $6.00 and 6 stamps !!!

Also, make sure you print a copy of this article NOW, so you can get
the information off of it as you need it. I promise you that if you
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Suggestion: Read this entire message carefully! (print it out or
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It's easy. It's legal. And, your investment is only $6.00 (Plus
postage)


IMPORTANT: This is not a rip off; it is not indecent; it is not
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the following instructions are adhered to, you will receive
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PLEASE NOTE:
Please follow these directions EXACTLY, and $50,000 or more can be
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honesty and integrity of the participants. Please continue its success
by carefully adhering to the instructions. You will now become part of
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quality lists. However, the CASH made from the mailing lists is
secondary to the income which is made from people like you and me
asking to be included in that list.

Here are the 4 easy steps to success:

STEP 1: Get 6 separate pieces of paper and write the following on each
piece of paper "PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR MAILING LIST." Now get 6 US
$1.00 bills and place ONE inside EACH of the 6 pieces of paper so the
bill will not be seen through the envelope (to prevent thievery).
Place one paper in each of the 6 envelopes and seal them. You should
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above phrase, your name and address, and a $1.00 bill. What you are
doing is creating a service. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY LEGAL! You are
requesting a legitimate service and you are paying for it! Like most
of us I was a little skeptical and a little worried about the legal
aspects of it all. So I checked it out with the U.S. Post Office
(1_800_725_2161) and they confirmed that it is indeed legal! Mail the
6 envelopes to the following addresses:


#1) Ngan Do
2873 lester lee ct
Falls Church, VA 22042

#2) Troy Crouse
385 Sunset Drive
Fredericton, NB
E3A 1J2, Canada

#3) J.E. Grey
245 Stone Bridge Ct.
Fredericton, NB
E3A 1J2, Canada

#4) R. Hanson
1214 Junor Ave.
Saskatoon, SK
S7L 7K1, Canada

#5) B.Kosler
P.O. Box 291
Weimar, Tx 78962

#6) D. Salinas
1635 Hwy 90 East
Weimar, Tx 78962


STEP 2: Now take the #1 name off the list that you see above, move the
other names up (6 becomes 5, 5 becomes 4, etc...) and add YOUR Name as
number 6 on the list.

STEP 3: Change anything you need to, but try to keep this article as
close to original as possible. Now, post your amended article to at
least 300 newsgroups. (I think there are close to 32,000 groups) All
you need is 300, but remember, the more you post, the more CASH you
make! This is perfectly legal! If you have any doubts, refer to 18
Sec. 1302 & 1341 of the Postal lottery laws. Keep a copy of these
steps for yourself and, whenever you need CASH, you can use it again,
and again.

PLEASE REMEMBER that this program remains successful because of the
honesty and integrity of the participants and by their carefully
adhering to the directions. Look at it this way. If you are a person
of integrity, the program will continue and the CASH that so many
others have received will come your way.
NOTE: You may want to retain every name and address sent to you,
either on a computer or hard copy and keep the notes people send you.
This VERIFIES that you are truly providing a service. (Also, it might
be a good idea to wrap the $1 bill in dark paper to reduce the risk of
mail theft.) So, as each post is downloaded and the directions
carefully followed, six members will be reimbursed for their
participation as a List Developer with one dollar each. Your name will
move up the list geometrically so that when your name reaches the #1
position you will be receiving thousands of CASH in CASH!!! What an
opportunity for only $6.00 ($1.00 for each of the first six people
listed above) Send it now, add your own name to the list and you're in
business!

___DIRECTIONS _____ FOR HOW TO POST TO NEWSGROUPS

Step 1) You do not need to re_type this entire letter to do your own
posting. Simply put your cursor at the beginning of this letter and
drag your cursor to the bottom of this letter, and select 'copy' from
the edit menu. This will copy the entire letter into the computer's
memory.

Step 2) Open a blank 'notepad' file and place your cursor at the top
of the blank page. From the 'edit' menu select 'paste'. This will
paste a copy of the letter into notepad so that you can add your name
to the list.

Step 3) Save your new notepad file as a .txt file. If you want to do
your postings in different settings, you'll always have this file to
go back to.

Step 4) Use Netscape or Internet explorer and try searching for
various newsgroups (on_line forums, message boards, chat sites,
discussions.)

Step 5) Visit these message boards and post this article as a new
message by highlighting the text of this letter and selecting paste
from the edit menu. Fill in the Subject, this will be the header that
everyone sees as they scroll through the list of postings in a
particular group, click the post message button. You're done with your
first one! Congratulations...THAT'S IT! All you have to do is jump to
different newsgroups and post away, after you get the hang of it, it
will take about 30 seconds for each newsgroup!

**REMEMBER, THE MORE NEWSGROUPS YOU POST IN, THE MORE CASH YOU WILL
MAKE!! BUT YOU HAVE TO POST A MINIMUM OF 300**

That's it! You will begin receiving CASH from around the world within
days! You may eventually want to rent a P.O.Box due to the large
amount of mail you will receive. If you wish to stay anonymous, you
can invent a name to use, as long as the postman will deliver it.
**JUST MAKE SURE ALL THE ADDRESSES ARE CORRECT.**

Now the WHY part:
Out of 300 postings, say I receive only 7 replies (a very low
example). So then I made $7.00 with my name at #6 on the letter. Now,
each of the 7 persons who just sent me $1.00 make the MINIMUM 300
postings, each with my name at #5 and only 7 persons respond to each
of the 7 original 7, that is another $49.00 for me, now those 49 each
make 300 MINIMUM posts with my name at #4 and only 7 replies each, I
will bring in an additional $343.00! Now, those 343 persons turn
around and post the MINIMUM 300 with my name at #3 and only receive 7
replies each, I will make an additional $2401.00! OK, now here is the
fun part, each of those 2401 persons post a MINIMUM 300 letters with
my name at #2 and they each only receive 7 replies, that just made me
$16,807.00!!! Those 16807 persons will all deliver this message to 300
newsgroups with my name at #1 and if still 7 persons per 300
Newsgroups react I will receive $117,649.00! With an original
investment of only $6.00! And some stamps.
AMAZING! When your name is no longer on the list, you just take the
latest posting in the newsgroups, and send out another $6.00 to names
on the list, putting your name at number 6 again. And start posting
again. The thing to remember is: do you realize that thousands of
people all over the world are joining the internet and reading these
articles everyday? JUST LIKE YOU are now!! So, can you afford $6.00
and see if it really works?? I think so... People have said, "what if
the plan is played out and no one sends you the CASH? So what! What
are the chances of that happening when there are tons of new honest
users and new honest people who are joining the internet and
newsgroups everyday and are willing to give it a try?

Estimates are at 20,000 to 50,000 new users, every day, with thousands
of those joining the actual internet.

Remember, play FAIRLY and HONESTLY and this will really work.

** By the way, if you try to deceive people by posting the messages
with your name in the list and not sending the CASH to the rest of the
people already on the list, you will NOT get as much. Someone I talked
to knew someone who did that and he only made about $150.00, and
that's after seven or eight weeks! Then he sent the 6 $1.00 bills,
people added him to their lists, and in 4_5 weeks he had over $10k.
This is the fairest and most honest way I have ever seen to share the
wealth of the world without costing anything but our time!!! You also
may want to buy mailing and e_mail lists for future CASH.
Make sure you print this article out RIGHT NOW! Also, try to keep a
list of everyone that sends you CASH and always keep an eye on the
newsgroups to make sure everyone is playing fairly. Remember, HONESTY
IS THE BEST POLICY. You don't need to cheat the basic idea to make the
CASH!! GOOD LUCK to all and please play fairly and reap the huge
rewards from this, which is tons of extra CASH.

Please remember to declare your extra income. Thanks once again...

"People have asked me if this is really legal. Well, it is! You are
using the Internet to advertise your business. What is that business?
You are creating a mailing list of people who are interested in home
based computer and online business and methods of generating income at
home. Remember, people send you a small fee to be added to your
mailing list. It is legal. What will you do with your list of
thousands of names? That's up to you." So, build your mailing list,
keep good accounts, declare the income and pay your taxes. By doing
this you prove your business intentions. Keep an eye on the newsgroups
and when the cash has stopped coming (that means your name is no
longer on the list), you just take the latest posting at the
newsgroups, send another $6.00 to the names stated on the list, make
your corrections (put your name at #6) and start posting again.

NOTES:
*1. In some countries, the export of the country's exchange is
illegal. But you can get the license to do this from the post office,
explaining the above statements (that you have an online business,
etc. You may have to pay an extra tax, but that's OK, the amount of
the incoming CASH is HUGE! And as I said, a few countries have that
restriction .
*2. You may want to sell mailing and e_mail lists for future CASH. (Or
Database or Spreadsheet software.)
*3. If you're really not sure or still think this can't be for real,
please print a copy of this article and give it to someone who really
needs the CASH, and see what happens.
*4. You will start getting responses within 1_2 weeks, it depends.

***ALSO REMEMBER***
SEND YOUR $1 OUT TO EVERYONE ON THE LIST, EVEN IF THEY ARE NOT FROM THE U.S.

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Subject: GAH! stupid half jew!


Author:
*KryS
[Edit]

Date Posted: 07:25:23 04/24/04 Sat

MARC! that is soooo bad! gah! i can't believe you would go that low (didn't know you could with your head being that far in the clouds... ha!) and make fun of us christains that bad! i mean come on what about you jews eh? ya'll are still waiting... sucks for you! and seriusly whats with all this using our loads name in vein... can't you use your own! loser! *(smile)

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Subject: ugh


Author:
marc
[Edit]

Date Posted: 15:17:28 04/21/04 Wed

yeah man, all this forum is, is Jesus acting like the wigger he is and talking shit about judas, but man judas kick his ass any days of the week. And whats with this "last supper" shit? Its more like a "last snack". I mean, wine and bread, thats all it is/was. Christ, sounds like the contents of a french cubbard.

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  • Re: ugh -- me.....avalon...you know...the short one...yeah. that one..., 10:59:36 04/26/04 Mon
    • Re: ugh -- marc, 16:25:30 04/29/04 Thu
Subject: My forum


Author:
Paul
[Edit]

Date Posted: 13:04:47 04/18/04 Sun

Hey, my forum's a fighting rink so I came here to check out how it's going but not much going on here huh?

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Subject: judas


Author:
Jesus
[Edit]

Date Posted: 18:52:49 04/16/04 Fri

hey, any ya'll seen dat nigga judas 'round? biatch owes me 50 bucks, he dont pay up soon, im gonna bust a cap in his ass at da las' suppa. Im gonna go biblical on him like it ain't no t'ing, fo izzle ma nizzle.


Oh my dad!

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