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Date Posted: 21:55:45 05/31/11 Tue
Author: Max
Subject: Re: BTW
In reply to: Hmmmmm 's message, "An Angel of the Night" on 00:19:19 05/28/11 Sat

Hmmmmmm is a pretty unique name.

Couldn't say where she's comin' from,
But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm
She strolled on over and said
Look here, boy, I got a forty dollar bill says
You can't make me cum.
You just can't do it.
She made a bet with her sister, who's a little bit dumb
She could prove it any time all men was scum
I really don't mind that she called me a bum
But I knew right away she was really gonna cum
So I got down to it
So she whipped off her bloomers and I stiffened my thumb
And applied rotation on her sugar plum
I poked & stroked till my wrist got numb
Still didn't hear no Dinah-Moe Humm...

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