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Yes, of course you are familiar [refjmoore@outlook.com] with a few of the Microsoft brands. There are so many, however, that you may not know about all of them. So, maybe today is the day to talk about some. If nothing else, it will help refresh your memory and remind you of how Microsoft got so large and pink.
You probably know about the escrow and order opportunities, generally offered under the "Hotmail" brand.
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Some more interesting opportunities are offered under the "Outlook" brand:
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Is your apartment [mdoemparts@live.com] infested with bugs? Not to worry, Microsoft are here to assist. Once you sign up, you can be buried up to your bum in bugs. Bugs on the tables, bugs on the chairs, blue screens of death on the windows, Bob in the toilet. Cabinets full of zero-day exploits. And best of all, you can do it with the Microsoft Live brand, the tech brand your forefathers relied upon.
And remember, the MSN brand is the comfort brand that makes you poor. So you can select your agent and get going: |
All transactions backed by the Microsoft assurance:
1 Microsoft Way Redmond, WA 98052 | ||||
Only Microsoft can offer you their assurance. And only Microsoft can offer you their selection of brands. If you are tired of reliable computing, why not try Microsoft for a change? |