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Date Posted: 14:21:22 07/10/16 Sun
Author: Doris Jesse (google goof)
Subject: Learn About Unrealistic Spray Tans and Schemes with Google Maildrop User, jdo1934excc61@gmail.com
In reply to: Mike Iaccorino 's message, "Learn at Home to Waste Time with Webinars, miaccorino@epsilon.com" on 08:33:00 09/29/15 Tue

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Spray Tan Troubles and Why You Want to Dodge Them


A spray tan has all sorts of advantage. It looks almost real, assuming your viewer is still using one of those early color TV sets where everyone looked that color. And it tells people you are crazy enough to deal with the chemicals inherent in spray tans.

It may not be true that spray tans make you dumber. Correlation is not causation, and it could just be that it goes well with stupididity. At the Trump University Institute of Cosmetology, you view the illustrations, you decide.

We will try to learn you enough that you avoid this sort of unfortunate mistake.

At the same time, because Trump knows more about keeping secrets than anyone else, we will be sure not to mention that
  1. Recep Tayypid Erdogan is in fact a big, dumb turkey
  2. Bhumibol Adulyadej is a superannuated silly siamese slob
  3. The military preferred to napalm Trang Bang to save the citizens
  4. The NSA may or may not have copies of this message stored at Bumblehive
  5. Donald Trump is a small-fingered, Cheeto-faced, ferret-wearing shitgibbon

There are other ways you could be impoverished instead of spending your money on cosmetology classes. Any of these experts will be happy to discuss their preferred forms of peculation and assist you in making appropriate arrangements:



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The illustrations do not correctly depict anyone involved with Trump, his hair stylists and cosmetologists, his financial advisors, his misleadingly-named university, or even any of the above fiscal separation experts. Excessive consumption of alcoholic beverages may leave less for your friends. Sorry about all this.


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